Oh, the laws are so clear, we just love to obey, Every word makes us safer in the safest of ways. If they tell us to kneel, well, that’s how we stand tall, And if they kick in the door, well, they did it for all! [Pre-Chorus] Yeah, we trust the plan, it’s a comforting scene, The drones in the sky paint the land of the free! [Chorus] 🔫 The government makes sense, and it’s a chilling thing, 🚨 We are happy to be swatted, it’s a beautiful sting! 👮♂️ Take my rights, take my home, take my speech, take my phone, 🎉 As long as I’m safe, I don’t feel alone! [Verse 2] All my thoughts were so messy, now they’re pre-approved, No more questions or doubt, I’ve been properly moved. A polite little raid at 4 AM sharp, With a tank in my yard and a cop in my heart! [Pre-Chorus] Oh, I see the red dots, I feel so secure, They read me my rights and then kicked in the door! [Chorus] 🔫 The government makes sense, and it’s a chilling thing, 🚨 We are happy to be swatted, it’s a beautiful sting! 💾 Erase my past, update my views, 🎭 Re-educate me, I’m ready to choose! [Bridge] (Spoken word, news broadcast tone) “Authorities confirm that compliance is at an all-time high…” “The suspect was neutralized for resisting the mandated hug…” “Experts agree: freedom is a dangerous concept.” [Verse 3] There’s a barcode now where my last name should be, And a chip in my wrist says I’m happy and free. The new anthem plays and I smile ear to ear, The cameras applaud when I shed a small tear! [Final Chorus] 🔫 The government makes sense, and it’s a chilling thing, 🚨 We are happy to be swatted, it’s a beautiful sting! 📺 Tune in, log in, bow down, stay clean, 🎶 If you have a thought, report what you’ve seen! [Outro] (soft, robotic monotone fade-out) “The government loves you.” “The government knows best.” “The government makes sense.” “Shhhh.”
