[Verse 1] Uncle Louis got drunk and he bit the dog Grandpa snoring on the couch sleeping like a log Kids in the hallway screaming who took my brush Mom burning cookies I am living in a rush [Pre Chorus] So I tune it out with my earbuds in Stare at the lights on the tree and grin I confused sanity with reality tonight But it is all the same under blinking white [Chorus] It is a crazy Christmas Everyone bouncing off the walls Crazy Christmas Fighting with each other in the malls But one thing we know We would not change a thing Cause it is a crazy Christmas For you and me we sing [Verse 2] Cousin on the phone saying flights all wrecked Plastic reindeer leaning yeah the yard is a mess Wrapping paper avalanche blocking the door Someone spilled punch on the living room floor [Outro] Why can you not see this is how we shine All our broken jokes tangled like the lights on the pine It is a crazy Christmas and it sets us free Cause it is a crazy Christmas for you and me
