[Intro] Hey... I'm not here to ruin your meditation. I'm just wondering... Does anybody plan on standing up? [Verse I] You say the P-Force flows forever, Why's it flowing in your cup? Every mission turns vacation, Every meeting's backing up. Wisdom floating through the room, Nobody remembers why. You call it deep enlightenment... Looks like nap time from outside. [Pre-Chorus] I came looking for defenders, Legends everybody knew. Instead I found a snack debate About who stole whose mushroom stew. [Chorus] Wake up, Yedi! The galaxy won't slow. You can't save tomorrow If you never even go. Stand up, Yedi! The Empire's still on track. While you're passing bongs around, They're never looking back. [Verse II] Master Denobi-Konobi-Wanobi, You're kind, I gotta say. But every speech's a maze, I lose myself halfway. Ancient words and tangled riddles, Every sentence takes a tour. By the time you reach the ending, No one knows the question anymore. Banakin... Hey, cutie... You've been smiling at that table For like twenty minutes straight. I don't know what's so funny... But I'm kinda fascinated. [Pre-Chorus II] I thought this was a rebel council. Thought we'd make a battle plan. Instead it feels like open mic night For the chillest people in the land. [Verse III] Why do you have a monkey here? It's throwing acorns everywhere! "Ooh! Ooh! Aah! Aah!" Seriously... Does nobody care? And why's there a grown man Living under that chair? Hey! Is he okay? Oh, its okay he's just asleep... Hold up... Who's that mascot Inside the cake? Wait... It's moving?! That's a person?! Okay... That explains absolutely nothing. [Bridge] Then I met old Yapper, Laughing with another drink. Sure, the guy's a total mess, But at least he'll stop and think. He may stumble, He may wobble, He may fall right through the door. Still he'll tell the G-Empire "No" Then ask who's buying one more. Maybe heroes aren't all perfect. Maybe weird is what we need. Better loud than sitting quietly Watching everyone concede. [Final Chorus] Wake up, Yedi! You can still ignite the flame. Every little act of courage Starts a galaxy-wide change. Come on, Yedi! Trade excuses for a stand. If a lovable fool like Yapper can, Then maybe you can too. [Outro] Meditate tomorrow. Today's for showing up.



