[Intro] Remember, I dismember I was the winner! Fluffy, stuffy, I giggle; it's funny Punished, I function! Never up for an auction I'm red, I'm short, you hear me laugh and roar. [Verse 1] Little man syndrome, It's a symptom Your my victim, i slaughter you in rhythms I'm custom and a major problem! [Verse 2] When I'm mad I blossom, I need new victims. Roaming the halls where kids like to go Malls a plenty! They will never suspect me Hiding behind the shelves, cute as could be I see it in your eyes; you want to flee. You're like a flea to me, itchy and bitchy [Pre-Chorus] Stop smiling and laughing at me. You force me to play; you tell me to laugh. I can't keep this facade until the day I pass. [Chorus] I'm cute little ELMO You know, say it with me: E-L-M-O o-o o-o o-o.. OH NO.. [Verse 3] Parents don't pay attention! They give the kids whatever the TV feeds them! It's a television for a reason! I like to tell a vision, a message to the masses You are not safe from anything. [Spoken Interlude – Elmo] Some days, I think I look kind of cute, but other days I try to avoid the mirror. Elmo wants you to know that Elmo is always here for you and Elmo loves you! [Verse 4] My nails are sharp! It's abdominal It's clinical; I'm cynical I'm darker than expected in my soul... I might be red with a smile, but my core is black as coal. Come on over, can I give you a tickle! I wanna hear you giggle. [Verse 5] Slicing you in places that make me shiver. Going for your liver, I need a little sliver. Tying it in a knot and throwing it over my shoulder. It's my backpack; I needed food on the go. [Spoken Interlude – Elmo] Elmo is so happy to see you! It's incredible where your imagination can go. [Verse 6] Hitting up the shops along every road! You know who I am! Hiding along the aisles so cold. [Chorus X2] I'm cute little ELMO You know, say it with me: E-L-M-O o-o o-o o-o.. OH NO.. [Verse 7] You cant outrun what can slide My fuzz can glide! I'm a slippery little bugger! Come flick me the finger! I'll shoot it back with my giggle! Shooting nails from my mouth I'm a perfect target on wheels. [Verse 8] Skateboard needs, I'm full of greed! You can't come save me. I'm a pro, so I'll let you RUN, GO! Green lights, red lights down each lane. NO yellow in my game. Down with the count from ten to one. Don't choose the wrong aisle You know I'm vile. I will expose your bile. [Bridge – Horror Climax] Large intestines hanging like toilet paper! They might need it after I shit on em Clean up needed on all aisles. Oh my God! This is hell. AS they hang they scream for help! Still alive, watching in real time. Leaving the store, I'll burn it down The screams leave me happy lasting nightmares. [Final Chorus] I'm cute little ELMO You know, say it with me: E-L-M-O o-o o-o o-o.. OH NO.. [Outro – Spoken] Life is similar to a movie where you write your own ending.
