Imagine: you're sitting in your cozy apartament when suddenly the lights went off. Of course. Your gamer neighbor.'s fault. You're cut off mid-rant. Enjoy your new world XD ============================= [Intro:] fuck... this guy screams right above my head.... "I am not dead yet (yet) yet" "I am not dead yet" "I am not dead yet-Yet-yet-yet" PC. Three monitors. Speakers. TV. Mini-fridge. LED strips. Heater. Phone charger. Electric kettle. Damn, this dumb again... Plugged everything into one fucking outlet.... ...uh....what... Am I...? The fuck....? ...huh? hello? [Verse 1:] Why is it so fucking dark?! The lights? Out! Then music plays, the distant shout! There is a night, there's cold, and i can feel the nasty smell... wait,...what the fuck is it... it comes from me...? what the hell..?! i try walking step by step, but i cant feel my feet i am moving forward inch by inch, kinda always missing beat i hear loud *bang* and *and bang* and see zombies falling to the ground I spot the notif "THE PLAYER HAS ARRIVED" so i try to make a sound ...What the fuck...? ...wait...am i....fucking zombie?!!? [Pre-Chorus:] I keep respawning the gunshot crowned me I keep respawning ...i fucking hate headshots... ...where's the fucking EXIT?! [Chorus:] I AM NOT DEAD YET! I AM NOT DEAD YET! I AM NOT DEAD— *BANG* ...shit. I got reloaded. again...! again...! again...! again...! again...! again...! again...! again...! again...! again...! again...! again...! again...! again...! again...! again...! again...! again...! again...! again...! again...! again...! again...! again...! [Verse 2:] I get respawn in some crowded shopping mal, teleport so random, i am put in the stall "Hey, i am not going to bite you, i am trying to talk!" i groaned after running folks ...a little bite wont kill right? [computer notification] "NEW OBJECTIVE DETECTED: infect 3 survivors" Awwwwh, fuck off...!!! I know! [computer notification] "Find safehouse" Oh, gimme a fucking break, you— "RESPAWNING" [Chorus] I AM NOT DEAD YET! I AM NOT DEAD YET! I AM NOT DEAD— *BANG* ...shit. I got reloaded. again...! again...! again...! again...! again...! again...! again...! again...! again...! again...! again...! again...! again...! again...! again...! again...! again...! again...! again...! again...! again...! again...! again...! again...! [Bridge] “I AM ALIVE.” “NO, I'M DEAD.” “NO, I'M A ZOMBIE.” “NO, I'M AN NPC.” “NO, I'M FUCKING STUCK.” “AND SOME IDIOT KEEPS SHOOTING ME.” "CAN YOU FUCKING STOP THAT?!" [Final Chorus:] I AM NOT DEAD YET! I AM NOT DEAD YET! I AM NOT DEAD— *BANG* ...shit. I got reloaded. again...! again...! again...! again...! again...! again...! again...! again...! again...! again...! again...! again...! [Outro] PLEASE, INSERT COIN “I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING COIN. INSERT COIN I SAID I DON'T HAVE ONE! INSERT COIN OH, FOR FUCK'S SAKE. ...I fucking hate this game. yet again.
