[verse 1] I woke up in the tower Strapped down to a table Electric pulses run through me And I’m suddenly able To break my restraints Place my feet on the floor But I don’t feel all put together Perhaps there’s something more? (Yes, there’s something more) [bridge] I lunge down the stairs To the castle hall Find a party is raging Must be Frankenstein’s ball (Frankenstein’s ball) [pre-chorus] I’ve got to find my maker Ask him to put things right But the music is jumping and hopping And you have to dance when the rhythm is tight [chorus] You put my leg on backwards (Leg on backwards) My knees are pointing west and east I’ve got my leg on backwards (Leg on backwards) But no one else can shimmy like me [verse 2] I run down to the castle’s dungeon Looking for the party’s host But the skeletons have formed a conga line And are following my groovy motion [chorus] You made my arms boneless (Arms are boneless) My wrists and elbows are loose as can be I’ve got arms that are boneless (Arms are boneless) But no one else can jive like me [dance break] [verse 3] I follow the music out to the courtyard Encounter colored lights and a haunted beat poltergeists on the floor breakdancing and witches making magic with their feet [bridge] When I finally find the mad doctor He’s dancing with three spooky young ghouls He tells me he made me just the way I am To invent new moves for these dancing fools [chorus] You put my head on sideways (Head on sideways) My neck has got a life of its own I’ve got my head on sideways (Head on sideways) But no one living or dead can out dance me when I’m in my zone
