Back in the 80s

Verse 1) There's a cat named Johnny, stuck in the past, With his neon spandex, he's a blast from the past, His hair's teased up high, like a mountain of fluff, He's still rockin' that mullet, can't get enough! (Chorus) He's stuck in the 80s, can't break free, With his boombox blaring, for all to see, He's the king of retro, this much is true, Living life like it's 1982! (Verse 2) He's got his Walkman playing, with cassettes on rewind, Rocking out to Bon Jovi, feeling so fine, His acid-washed jeans, ripped at the knees, He's the living embodiment of the 80s breeze. (Chorus) He's stuck in the 80s, can't break free, With his boombox blaring, for all to see, He's the king of retro, this much is true, Living life like it's 1982! (Outro) Though he's stuck in the 80s, he's living the dream, Forever young, in his own time machine!