(Spoken Intro – filtered mic) Yeah. Self-made. Unemployed… but self-made. (Drop Hook – chanty, clubby) I’m the CEO of nothin’, baby Boss of zero, still actin’ wavy No portfolio, no location But I run this imagination Stack so thin but my ego heavy Wallet empty, confidence steady If delusion was a corporation I’d be global domination (Bass drop) Boom. Boom. CEO. (Verse 1 – punchy rap flow) LinkedIn bio say “Visionary” My vision blurry but it’s legendary Business calls? I let it ring I’m manifestin’ everything Got kicked out twice from Plan A Plan B ghosted yesterday Plan C said “bro be real” I said “reality’s not my deal” Told my mom I’m “in the trade” Didn’t say the trade is lemonade Spent my rent on VIP But confidence came in free (Pre-Drop Build – rhythmic talk) They say grind hard, hustle smart I say pose first, that’s the art No skill set? I disagree My talent is audacity (DROP – bass house energy) I’m rich in vibes, broke in fact But I walk in like I own the act No cash flow but I flow so bold My net worth? Pure untold CEO of nothin’, baby Still sign deals in my Mercedes (It’s a bus… but tinted glass) Manifest fast, manifest fast (Verse 2 – more absurd flexing) Tried to flip stocks, flipped my phone Day-trade dreams from a cracked-screen throne Thought I’d scam but I felt too bad Apologized to the guy I had Considered crime? I’d snitch on me “Officer, technically… it was me.” Mafia test said “Are you cold?” I cried at ads, didn’t get enrolled Sugar mommy pitch went wrong I asked for hugs instead of funds OnlyFans plan? I posed one sec Got distracted by my own reflection I fail big but I fail with flair Bank account gasps for air But when I walk in, heads all turn Not for money — just concern (Breakdown – minimal beat, cocky whisper) No empire. No assets. No income. Just mindset. (Final Drop – biggest energy) I’m the CEO of nothin’, baby King of almost, maybe maybe If fake it ‘til you make it’s real Then I’m about to close a deal Stack imaginary millions high Zero dollars, suited tie Lose every time but still I glow World’s worst mogul — let’s go! (Bass hits hard) CEO. Of. Nothing.
