[verse] my calculation of this situation I can make without hesitation Even at this high elevation I can tell that there's trouble in the nation Not enough people know the trouble that will hit us and pop our bubble You think we are in the clear But look what's coming near [chorus] Everybody farting all at once Oh my god (oh my goodness) affecting every genius, every dunce Oh my god (oh my goodness) Suddenly your town will smell like fart Oh my god (oh my goodness) The fresh air will smell like K-Mart (Dayyyyummmmmm) [verse] So watch out for where we're headed next wafting through the air with no regrets you'll say "let's go to cover", I'll say "let's" but everything is canceled like The Mets You'll have nowhere that you can really go You'll go down to the cellar way below But fart gas has already sunk down low There's no escape from methane's smelly glow [chorus] Everybody farting all at once Oh my god (oh my goodness) affecting every genius, every dunce Oh my god (oh my goodness) Suddenly your town will smell like fart Oh my god (oh my goodness) The fresh air will smell like K-Mart (Dayyyyummmmmm) [verse] Nothing good comes out of the sublime When everybody farts at the same time We'll take a look around one time or nine Then realize we need Optimus Prime He can't smell so he can go to work Keep our country from going beserk Optimus is here, so lets get perked He'll blow the gasses out and do the work [chorus] Everybody farting all at once Oh my god (oh my goodness) affecting every genius, every dunce Oh my god (oh my goodness) Suddenly your town will smell like fart Oh my god (oh my goodness) The fresh air will smell like K-Mart (Dayyyyummmmmm) [bridge] Damn (Dayum) Oh my God (Oh my goodness)
