Parody of "Mr. Sandman'" ©copyright 1954 by The Chordettes / Cadence Records [Intro] Bum-bum-bum-bum Bum-bum-bum-bum Bum-bum-bum-P-U! ... Bum-bum-bum-bum Bum-bum-bum-bum Bum-bum-bum-P-U! ... [Verse 1] Mr. Trashman, pick up my trash Make it stop smelling so horribly bad Take all the leftovers, diapers, and clover And tell all the flies that the party is over Trashman, I’m so alone Don’t have nobody to help my nose Please turn on your truck fast Mr. Trashman, pick up my trash (Bum-bum-bum-bum Bum-bum-bum-bum Bum-bum-bum-P-U! ... Bum-bum-bum-bum Bum-bum-bum-bum Bum-bum-bum-P-U!) [Verse 2] Mr. Trashman, pick up my trash Make it the cleanest this curb’s ever had Take every mystery bag and old folder And tell all the raccoons this feast is over Trashman, I’m so alone Don’t have nobody to haul it home Please drive up my curb at last Mr. Trashman, pick up my trash (Bum-bum-bum-bum Bum-bum-bum-bum Bum-bum-bum-P-U! ... Bum-bum-bum-bum Bum-bum-bum-bum Bum-bum-bum-P-U!) [Verse 3] Mr. Trashman (Where?) Pick up my trash It’s starting to ooze and I fear a splash Give me relief from banana peels And something in there that growls and squeals Mr. Trashman, don’t be late (Don’t be late) It’s week-old fish and it’s sealing my fate So please save me from trashy gas Mr. Trashman, pick it up, please, please, please Mr. Trashman, get off your a** [Fade out](Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-P-U!)