
Daddy Sneezed Me!
[Intro] [Melody] [Verse 1] Daddy leaned in close to pet But then he sneezed a bunch of wet I squinted my eyes under the attack Then I zoomed away not looking back But I’m still misted in an icky sleet From my head down to my little feet [Chorus] Oh Daddy sneezed Oh what a scene I’m now a drippy little queen Not the love I thought I'd feel Daddy’s sneeze meow meow meow Oh that ick on me it’s too real Daddy sneezed on me Oh Daddy why oh why Daddy sprayed my fur all wet I don't care that he was caught unaware I groom myself I take great care That stupid sneeze is everywhere [Verse 2] Daddy said "Oh no I didn’t mean" But I’m sparkling with his sneezey sheen He couldn't fight the urge, but it's still not right Guess my new look’s his shiny blight I glare at Daddy from across the room His apology doesn’t help me groom I’ll knock his stuff off any ledge My silent vow my feline pledge [Chorus] Oh Daddy sneezed Oh what a scene I’m now a drippy little queen Not the love I thought I'd feel Daddy’s sneeze meow meow meow Oh that ick on me it’s too real Daddy sneezed on me Oh Daddy why oh why Daddy sprayed my fur all wet I don't care that he was caught unaware I groom myself I take great care That stupid sneeze is everywhere [Verse 3] Daddy sneezed on me I'm a victim here His messy storm has made a smear My fur's no place for a spray parade I'm plotting my vengeance It's my crusade Sneeze on me Oh how does he dare I rule this house with flair to spare My whiskers twitch my tail’s fluffed This feline vendetta is real I've had enough [Bridge] I stare at that Daddy with narrowed eyes He don't look sorry No big surprise Does he not see the fate he's won I’ll plot his end before this is done [Chorus] Oh Daddy sneezed Oh what a scene I’m now a drippy little queen Not the love I thought I'd feel Daddy’s sneeze meow meow meow Oh that ick on me it’s too real Daddy sneezed on me Oh Daddy why oh why Daddy sprayed my fur all wet I don't care that he was caught unaware I groom myself I take great care That stupid sneeze is everywhere [Melody] [Fade Out] Daddy... Next time you sneeze Just turn away The queen decrees You must obey Obey Obey Everything I say Right meow meow meow [Melody]

