ARTY FARTY HO!!! - Bootleg

{ "genre": "folk metal, comedy folk, pub chant", "bpm": 136, "key": "D minor", "vocals": "rowdy gang vocals, tavern choir, energetic male lead", "instruments": [ "acoustic guitar", "fiddle", "tin whistle", "accordion", "heavy drums", "bass guitar", "stomps", "claps" ], "mood": "chaotic, funny, creative, community-driven", "style": "viral tiktok singalong, Diggy Diggy Hole energy, art community anthem, pub party atmosphere, repetitive chant chorus" } ARTY FARTY HO! [Intro] Hey! Ho! Paint it slow! Hey! Ho! Arty Farty Ho! [Verse 1] Got a blank white canvas and a grand new plan Started with a flower, now it's somehow a man Added little sparkles and a purple cow Don't know what I'm painting but I'm painting now [Pre-Chorus] People ask "What's it supposed to be?" I say "ART!" [Chorus] Arty Farty Ho! Arty Farty Ho! Splash it here Splash it there Arty Farty Ho! Arty Farty Ho! Arty Farty Ho! Nobody knows But everybody goes Arty Farty Ho! [Verse 2] Paint on my fingers Paint on my shoes Paint on the dog Now he's feeling blue Paint on the table Paint on the floor Paint on the ceiling How'd it get up there for? [Pre-Chorus] Hubby says "Michel, what is THAT?" I say "A masterpiece." [Chorus] Arty Farty Ho! Arty Farty Ho! Splash it here Splash it there Arty Farty Ho! Arty Farty Ho! Arty Farty Ho! If it looks wrong Just sing along Arty Farty Ho! [Bridge] Doodle doodle Swirly swirly Squiggle wiggle Curly burly Tiny dragon Flying sheep Twenty-seven eyes And not a single feet! [Breakdown] Hey! Ho! Where'd my paintbrush go? Hey! Ho! Check the coffee, bro! [Final Chorus] Arty Farty Ho! Arty Farty Ho! Brushes fly Colours glow Arty Farty Ho! Arty Farty Ho! Arty Farty Ho! We're all mad And that's the show Arty Farty Ho! [Outro Gang Chant] Hey! Ho! Make some art! Hey! Ho! Follow your heart! Hey! Ho! Nobody knows! HEY! HO! ARTY FARTY HO! 🤣🎨🍺