I got Donkey from Shrek slippers for my feet, Haunted antique doll starin’ at me when I sleep, Crochet girl minion — she’s lookin’ kinda cursed, But that Jabba popcorn bucket gonna quench my merch thirst. Got a painting with toes hangin’ right on my wall, KFC Crocs cluckin’ loud when I walk through the mall, Stuffed toy in a wig that has NEVER BEEN WORN, And Doritos from 2016 keepin’ me warm.
