
NETFLIX
Eenie, meenie, miny, mo (mo!) Netflix owes me, don’t you know? (know!) Stream my life, but where’s my dough? (dough!) Pay me, pay me, run it, go! (go, go, go!) Frank the cat in the passenger seat (meow!) Turned my stalkers into “must-watch” TV. Client cried, I told him no — You’d cut that scene for Bonding’s show. (cheap!) You sell my “oops” like comedy gold (oops!) But my real bills still on hold (cash please!) Miranda Kane said it clear (clear!) “Nothing about us without us” — cheer! (cheer!) Eenie, meenie, miny, mo (mo!) Netflix owes me, don’t you know? (know!) Stream my pain, then steal the flow (flow!) Pay me, pay me, run it, go! (go, go, go!) Road trip healing? Nah, just sleep (snore!) Netflix cut it — made it deep. (deep!) Escorts, food, my messy nights, You packaged pain for Friday lights. Oops — was that my show? (yeah!) Oops — was that my cat? (meow!) Oops — was that my stalker? (ew!) Oops — where’s my check at? (pay now!) [Final Chorus] Eenie, meenie, miny, mo (mo!) Run my royalties, let’s go (go!) Stream my life, but I own the glow (glow!) Pay me, pay me, pay me — WHOA! [Outro] Credits roll, I take the bow, Netflix darling, pay me now. (now!)

