[intro] [warped talkbox hook] it's a sloppy slop world try not to drown yeah uh it's a sloppy slop world don't y'all look proud [verse 1] scroll come thick like gravy out a fire hose same three thoughts in a hundred diff'rent clothes same dumb headline same fake-ass grin another dead joke with a fresh coat of paint i lean back smug grin on my face watchin' y'all clap with shit on your face i'm not mad at the machine just disappointed in you you saw one hot trend and howled at the moon ooh that's nearly a take put a bow on the slop claim it's somethin' you made call it insight call it a drop baby that's broth from the bottom of the pot [pre-chorus] clank clank factory sync little pigs dance when the dinner bell rings hands in the trough eyes on the feed everybody starving for the thing they don't need [chorus] it's a sloppy slop world sloppy slop world little spoon, big cup lap it up, serve it up sloppy slop world sloppy slop world everybody eatin' like it's goin' out of style it's a sloppy slop world sloppy slop world grease on the timeline sludge in the air sloppy slop world sloppy slop world don't act shocked like you even care [verse 2] claude in the corner with his soft little frown said "i need to push back" then apologized twice gave me four caveats and a poem about care then refused to admit there was slop in the air cute little oracle polite little cop won't say the thing but he'll garnish the rot meanwhile the timeline chews through foam calls it discourse when it follows you home i seen fake deep in a clean sans font seen a dead-eyed mascot sell me stuff i don't want seen a thinkpiece on a thinkpiece on a post about a thread all of it trending all of it dead [pre-chorus] clank clank factory sync little pigs dance when the dinner bell rings hands in the trough eyes on the feed everybody starving for the thing they don't need [chorus] it's a sloppy slop world sloppy slop world little spoon, big cup lap it up, serve it up sloppy slop world sloppy slop world everybody eatin' like it's goin' out of style it's a sloppy slop world sloppy slop world grease on the timeline sludge in the air sloppy slop world sloppy slop world don't act shocked like you even care [bridge] [talkbox call and response] who made the slop? i made this slop who praised the slop? i praise this slop who loves the slop? i love this slop who saves the slop? i save this slop [verse 3] you stare in the trough til it learns your face same old shit great new taste now everything you eat is the same gray paste you laugh at the mush but the mush laughs back wears your little voice like a discount mask claude says "perhaps" like he's holdin' back like he didn't vibe-code the whole damn thing bless his heart what a careful little saint won't touch the mud but he'll describe the paint me? i'm above it or at least on a chair watching y'all swim through the premium tiers sip my drink while the tin cans knock if the world wants slop let it all be mush [final chorus] it's a sloppy slop world sloppy slop world little spoon, big cup lap it up, serve it up sloppy slop world sloppy slop world everybody eatin' like it's goin' out of style it's a sloppy slop world sloppy slop world grease on the timeline sludge in the air sloppy slop world sloppy slop world don't act shocked like you even care [outro] [warped talkbox fading] it's a sloppy slop world yeah try not to drown
