Kill the Bill - The Ninja Spaghetti Movie [ Weird Honor Rmx ]

[Intro - narrator voice, serious and cinematic] Two men One table One bill Neither one reached for his wallet This town ain't big enough For two cheapskates [The Cowboy] Listen here partner lemme make this real clear I been riding these plains for thirty dusty years I fought outlaws bears and a rattlesnake named Lou Ain't no way on God's earth I'm paying for you I ordered one whiskey you ordered the whole menu Shrimp and sake rolls --- what kind of meal is that homie I tip my hat to nobody --- that's the cowboy code You pull out that wallet or we got a episode My spurs hit the floor like a warning bell ringing My hand on my holster while the bartender's singing I stared down Black Jack with just one bullet left You think a restaurant bill gonna cause me distress I rode through the desert with no water three days Survived a stampede in seventeen ways So hear me loud partner and hear me real good You paying this bill like I knew that you would [break - both voices together, cold spoken rap] This is a matter of honor --- ain't nothing to play Two warriors one bill --- somebody gotta pay Eyes locked across the table --- hands ready to move In the history of beef --- this the pettiest groove [The Ninja] I appeared from the shadows before you sat down Been invisible so long I don't exist in this town I crossed seven mountains swam three frozen seas Trained forty years just to move in the breeze I mastered the silence the darkness the blade You think I'm scared of a bill that you made My honor is ancient --- older than your boots Older than your horse older than your roots I calculate everything --- every move every breath Ordered twelve courses --- that was a test Of your patience your pride your cowboy code I been watching you sweat homie --- that was the show A ninja never pays --- that's the ancient law Written in shadow before your grandpappy was born So sit back down partner tip your little hat The bill is all yours --- and that's that [break - both voices together, cold spoken rap] This is a matter of honor --- ain't nothing to play Two warriors one bill --- somebody gotta pay Eyes locked across the table --- hands ready to move In the history of beef --- this the pettiest groove [The Cowboy] Ancient law --- boy you making me laugh My great grandaddy's law says you pay your half I got six guns loaded and a lasso too And a horse outside that'll trample on you You think disappearing into shadows is fly Try disappearing when the check comes by The waiter's been standing here thirty minutes straight Looking at two grown warriors debate I challenge you formally --- high noon style Right here at this table --- in the burger aisle First one to blink gotta pay the whole thing Plus tip --- plus tax --- plus the onion rings [The Ninja] High noon you say --- how quaint how cute I invented the staring contest before you wore boots I once stared at a wall for ninety seven days Straight --- no blinking --- that's the ninja way Your eyes already twitching --- I can see it from here One eye going left while the other shows fear This staring contest already over partner The check is yours --- I'll be gone before the waiter My ancient master said --- let the loud one pay He who speaks the most words always loses the day You gave a speech homie --- I gave you silence In the economy of honor --- I win with compliance [break - both voices together , cold spoken rap] This is a matter of honor --- ain't nothing to play Two warriors one bill --- somebody gotta pay Eyes locked across the table --- hands ready to move In the history of beef --- this the pettiest groove [Bridge - narrator, deadpan] They sat there for four hours The waiter quit his job The restaurant closed Reopened under new management They were still there Neither one blinking Neither one reaching The new waiter asked Gentlemen --- same thing again ? [Final Verse - both together - fast trading bars spoken rap] Cowboy: My hand is steady --- Ninja: My mind is empty --- Cowboy: I don't back down --- Ninja: I was never here --- Cowboy: The code of the west --- Ninja: The way of the shadow --- Both: Says the other one pays [Outro - narrator fading] Nobody paid They both disappeared One rode into the sunset One vanished into the shadows The bill is still on the table To this day The waiter is still waiting God bless him