Go away Okay but (twasnt me) Go away, okay Still… (Twasnt me) (Twasnt me) Twas the night it went missin Just a shroom in plain sight Tweakin on a mission Shroomin through the night (Twasnt me) (Twasnt me) Pirates, pirates of the porch The residents wondered who They rallied together while out of sorts Who? You? Don’t tell me it Twasnt you Oh lord I’m like Funny day when I’m caught out screaming while pirates raid my porch Blame it on the girl next door Picture this, she was all going crazy Screamin' don’t come back for more How could she forget that Lynn had no room for the shroom to be All the fire left her abandoned But she knew not where the shroom be (Twasnt me) (Twasnt me) But it wasn’t on the counter Peeped me smokin like a loner (twasn't me) I even took a few downers Not one caught theif on camera (twasn't me) Still somebody should have told her Before the blame was all over (twasn't me) Chenette’s steady gettin' louder Never did she get closure (twasn't me) She walked the plank and the whole thing was over Find out later that robin stole the loot Nick was still grieving but he now knew the truth A tweaker wil tweak til the tweaking is thru And a pirate of the porch will come for you
