Ꮗօʀʟɖ Ꮆʀɨʍɛֆ 🌈🌐 {parody}

Thank you 1Lovely for the didactic Style prompts. <3 Everybody shut up, (woo!) Fire Marshal's on scene ha~! Everyone listen up! Hath a way, Mia~! Hey, hey, hey, uh (aye, aye aye) (true love's thine, bae) If you can't write in the Weird Al way If you don't know I to perspirate Maybe you flunked woodshop day And Maybe now you're mine forever mate Maybe payin' people to be mocking you on birdline Okay, now here's the clothes I'll try to ruminate ya Gonna family-fry atez You with the names of cultures You'll learn the etiquettes hun Of Browns and prepped physicians Ivy League's our attrition And that's why [latino] cojito ergo sum [english] To earn some dharma How, did I shwarma Work on that karma You should know when it's chickpeas or it's hummus Like Joseph my brother or Zoee the trans sister I bait these word crimes Like Q, you should care less 'bout things that are so careless At least big's little Intelligent's moron It's faster to slow down wrong to use the right pronoun Show the world you're no clown Is impossible with my makeup~! Say you got an "I", "T" Followed by apostrophe, Now what does that mean? Information technology owns it "s" a possessive "IT"'s a contract =shun Need help with contractions? Well, it's the shortening of a womb, or a group of tendons By the omission of an agreement of non-disclosure Okay, now here's my mouth Big foot you're always wranglin No Triple "R" in "latte" Your participant's danglin' And no low won't ignore the Big Schiff but me show you like caveman Ooga Booga my nose hole bigga Leap on that Ox, ford a rigged rivah That "be", "see", "eye" Are brain compooter interfacers They put it together They use your spellchecker You should never Write secrets on phones ever Unless you're the Matrix Sever Or your name is Prince Uncle Rob (whatevr) I hate these word crimes Rob Mo', Res me plz We really need a Full time pleasantries sesh Weird Al's mouth breathing Well, mine should expire Some coming August To whelp rashes relinquished Who's dating Billie Eilish One thing I bask in you Time to listen with headphones on and not on mute Spurn the die hexes, Vex and gram in the future Always say "to whom" Jack Don't ever say "to who" Jack And listen up when I tell Liam this I hope you never make fun of Miley Cyrus ever again, sis Paulie face booked, Miley said I hope you can tell If celeb friends bin dun write on my L~ Reroute better figures out of two hundred Irony is not coins clinking thence And I thought that you'd gotten it through my skull What's figurative and what's literal Oh but, just now, you said You literally couldn't read what I said That really makes me want to literally Smack a Braille book upside my big ol' head I sent no e-mail It's dug step-parent My gramma's English You're Aquafina Saw your marketing post Em, the baby's ecstatic Loves to be sarcastic (Io, psyche!) Jackie Dorksey will u be my plastic I hate these Word Crimes Your prose is poetry Think you should stow it, tree Write only in emoji Oh, I'm a lost cause Go back-to-back preschool Get me out the gene pool Must be pussy cats so as to not drool Never mind I gay (yup) Really now y'all give up the ridonkulous shade Hey, hey, hey (Hey, hey) (Mary what's it called?!) will you be my Bridesmaid? Ꮭʏʀɨƈֆ ɮʏ քǟʊʟɨɛ~🧌 ʍʊֆɨƈ ɮʏ Ꮥʊռօ™️