The Rainbow Nuke

# The Rainbow Nuke **[Verse 1]** Some genius built a rainbow nuke, Said, “Don't worry, it's completely safe.” Then somebody pushed the button And a rainbow hit us in the face. It spread across the rooftops, It poured down every street. Everywhere the colors landed, People started finding boys cute. **[Chorus]** Rainbow nuke, rainbow nuke, Painting every town! One big flash of color And the whole world turned around. Rainbow nuke, rainbow nuke, Sending rainbows through the sky! Everybody's falling for somebody— And nobody knows why! **[Verse 2]** The baker dropped his rolling pin, His customer said, “You're cute.” The mechanic left the garage In a very fashionable suit. The mayor called an emergency To figure out what went wrong. Halfway through the meeting He asked the handsome guy, “You sing?” **[Pre-Chorus]** The scientists were panicking, The news was going live. Then one of them said, “Honestly... I'm having a great time.” **[Chorus]** Rainbow nuke, rainbow nuke, Painting every town! One big flash of color And the whole world turned around. Rainbow nuke, rainbow nuke, Sending rainbows through the sky! Everybody's falling for somebody— And nobody knows why! **[Bridge]** Was it magic? Was it science? Was it something in the rain? Nobody could explain it, But nobody complained. The whole world got together To demand a second blast. **“WAIT—WHO WROTE THAT?”** “Uh... apparently everybody.” **[Final Chorus]** Rainbow nuke, rainbow nuke, Lighting up the night! Rainbow after rainbow Till the whole sky's shining bright. Rainbow nuke, rainbow nuke, Well, I guess this is our life! Everybody found somebody And the world turned out alright. **[Outro]** The scientists shut the machine down. Probably for the best. Then somebody asked: “...Can we keep the rainbows?” “Sure.” And the sky lit up again.