Chapter 8. Chapter eight. Big battle. Big time. Big [Music] [Male voice: Gus] I'm Opera Gus. Man, killing is easy when you're the main character. Almost as easy as surviving. [Male voice: Kyle] Opera Kyle, here. That's me. I'm Opera Kyle. Yeah, I know. As another main character I notice that too. But we should be careful, because the story is soon at an end, and then, things may not be safe anymore. Even among main characters. [Male voice: Gus] You're Opera Kyle. And I'm Opera Gus. Gus is speaking. What are you talking about? That's bullshit. You're not a main character. [Male voice: Kyle] I'm Opera Kyle, and I'm the main character. [Male voice: Gus] No you're not! [Male voice: Kyle] Agree to disagree. [Male voice: Gus] No. [Male voice: Kyle] Hey! It's me, Opera Kyle again. Isn't that Josh the necromancer over there. We should defeat him now before we run out of time in this chapter. [Male voice: Gus] I'm Opera Gus. Okay, let's do it together to show character development. That we are learning to work through our differences. [Music] Aaah! Clonk clonk Bonk bonk bonk, schwoop. Dark magic, yo! But also, schwoop. Then some swinging of swords. Opera Gus and Opera Kyle has Josh surrounded. Josh does many impressive magic tricks, but in the end he is killed. Hurray! [Music] [Male voice: Gus] Opera Gus speaking. Wow, that was easy. [Male voice: Kyle] I'm Opera Kyle. Yep. Now I will relax after the fight. I don't need to pay attention to all the other losers. They're no threat to me. [Suspenseful music] [Male voice: Gus] Gus speaking. Opera Kyle, no! Someone chopped your head off! Oh, and we had just become friends. Only temporarily, but still! It's so sad. [Male voice: Kyle] I know... It's not ideal. How long do I have to live, doc? [Male voice: Gus] I don't know, I'm not a doctor. [Male voice: Kyle] Oh! I'm hallucinating already, that's a bad sign [Male voice: Gus] Who did this to you, Opera Kyle? I will have them explain themselves at least. This really deserves an explanation. [Male voice: Kyle] I don't know. Anyway... I'm dying. [Male voice: Gus] What? You can't die right now! Oh! Ah! Crap.s [Male voice: Kyle] What's wrong? [Male voice: Gus] Someone just stabbed me in the back! I may be dying soon too, Opera Kyle! Kind of like you are dying right now. I mean, I never truly die, but it still sucks. [Male voice: Kyle] Who did it? Oh, never mind. I'm already dead in one, two, three Now I'm dead. Goodbye. Aah! Oh! Death. Bleh. [Male voice: Gus] You! Who are you?! You who stabbed me? [Choir] Oh Ooph Getting stabbed sucks balls Oh Getting stabbed sucks balls. Oh Back to dialog [Male voice: Gus] Speak damn it! Tell me! You can't just kill people and not tell them why! That's unreasonable! Speak! You dick! [Male voice, mysterious: Mike] Hello, this is Mike Hawk speaking. It was me... Mike Hawk. [Male voice: Gus] Hello, this is Gus speaking. Mike Hawk? Of course. I always knew you'd betray me, Mike. If I were to die, I knew it would be because of something Mike Hawk did. [Male voice, mysterious: Mike] Hello, this is Mike Hawk, speaking I'm sorry, Gus... Wish I could turn back time and not kill you after all. [Male voice: Gus] Hello, this is Gus speaking. That's kind of you to say, Mike Hawk. But you'll pay for this some time. [Male voice, mysterious: Mike] Crap. I didn't think of that. [Music] What a turn of events. What a story. The end. Hurray!
