[Narration] Ha loook at you Your pathetic You think you can be a great cereal mascot Boy you gotta face the facts!!! [Chorus] Aaahhh aahhh ooohh ahhhhh You say you want to be the best cereal mascot But you don't have what it takes Better just accept your a loser Pathetic, goofy, one of many fakes [Bridge] You don't even offer any fiber Your nutrition value is trash Just a sugary unhealthy mash Purchased by those only strapped for cash You'll never be a great mascot!!!! Nothing but high fructose And Sugars that'll make one's teeth rot [Chorus] [Outro] Only I will remain the best cereal mascot With health, nutrition what's more to say You'd better get out of my way You generic loser shouldn't play I'm number one!!! Me myself!!! So stay on the shelf!!!! Let me Crunch your hopes!!!!!
