Bath Toast

[styles: The main guitar approach is built around low-register power-chord/single-note riffs, played with heavy distortion and a lot of palm muting. The picking is aggressive and mechanically even, giving the guitar an almost industrial, machine-like quality. Instead of letting every chord ring, the guitarist alternates between short, choked attacks and more open accents, which creates the riff's push-and-pull. A particularly important part of the sound is the space between attacks. The riff isn't a continuous wall of notes. Those abrupt stops make the kick and snare hit harder and give the whole band that stomping feel. The guitar is effectively functioning as part of the rhythm section. largely reinforce the same rhythmic idea rather than playing elaborate independent lines. That produces a very wide, dense sound while retaining an unusually clear rhythmic outline. The guitars sound heavily saturated, but the playing itself is controlled enough that the riff doesn't turn to mush. Technically, it's not difficult in the conventional lead-guitar sense—there's little emphasis on solos, fast scalar runs, or fancy chord voicings. The difficulty is precision: consistent palm muting, hard synchronized down/picking attacks, clean stops, and locking exactly to the drums. Stylistically, I'd describe the guitar part as industrial-metal riffing treated almost like percussion: low, repetitive, syncopated, deliberately minimal, with distortion supplying mass while the right hand supplies the groove.] [verse 1] Would you like to eat, Some bath toast, It might be crispy, A little burnt at most, Would you like to eat, Some bath toast, Perfect bath time snack, When life has gotten to chaotic, And your son revealed he’s gay, There’s always another way, (There’s always another way) [chorus] [louder] [screaming] BATH TOAST! EAT IT UP! BATH TOAST! EAT THAT BATH TOAST! BATH TOAST STRAIGHT FROM THE TOASTER! BATH TOAST, BATH TOAST, I LOVE MY BATH TOAST! [verse 2] [calmer] Get in the tub, With my socks on, Get all cool and comfortable, Grab that toaster, And play with it, Bath toast, I love my bath toast, Bath toast… [chorus] [louder] [screaming] BATH TOAST! EAT IT UP! BATH TOAST! EAT THAT BATH TOAST! BATH TOAST STRAIGHT FROM THE TOASTER! BATH TOAST, BATH TOAST, I LOVE MY BATH TOAST! [bridge] [heavenly] [choir] [etherial] Bath toast, Bath toast, The holiest of toasts, Bath toast, I love bath toast, I love bath toast, I love bath toast, [chorus] [louder] [screaming] BATH TOAST! EAT IT UP! BATH TOAST! EAT THAT BATH TOAST! BATH TOAST STRAIGHT FROM THE TOASTER! BATH TOAST, BATH TOAST, I LOVE MY BATH TOAST!