[Verse 1] The preachers all quit preachin', even Jesus has left Now the closest thing to God is that bar on the left The old men stopped prayin' 'cause they didn't get fed Now they worship in the church of Johnny and Merle instead The weathered sign read "Gone fishin'" and all of the beer was gone And I wondered as I sat there, "Where have all the country songs gone?" [Chorus] Where have all the country songs gone? I'm in a rodeo bar, 'bout to start a brawl I don't wanna hurt a cowboy, but I need my fix I need some of that ranch dressing Where have all the country songs gone? [Verse 2] Now I'm sittin' in a jail cell, goin' on week three I made bail after that first day, but that judge won't let me leave She said, "I don't know what got into you, but it sure did me some harm It's not my fault you got locked up, you went looking for the songs" [Chorus] Where have all the country songs gone? I'm in a rodeo bar, 'bout to start a brawl I don't wanna hurt a cowboy, but I need my fix I need some of that ranch dressing Where have all the country songs gone? [Outro] Where have all the country songs gone? Where have all the country songs gone? Where have all the country songs gone?
