[Intro: Whisper to Screech] This is not… financial advice. (But I hit that green candle twice.) You DYOR’d? Cute. I bought because the bear looked nice. 😈 [Hook] Not financial advice — but I did it anyway Threw my rent on the coin and I’m feelin’ okay Chart lookin’ sick? That’s a bullish display Bear in the chat said “Send it” — so I obeyed. Not financial advice — but it changed my life Bought the top, held the drop, diamond paws, no strife Ape in the mirror said “Bro, you’re blessed” Now I trade on hope and internet jest 💻✨ [Verse 1] Woke up broke, saw a meme, got rich 10x dreams off a gif and a glitch SOLBEAR said, “Take the leap, don’t flinch” Next thing I know, I’m chartin’ on Twitch Gaslight, gatekeep, group chat god Slapped that pump like a launchpad mod I ain’t even read the white paper But I liked the vibes, so I staked her 💅 [Hook] Not financial advice — but the candles scream The green one’s flirting, the red one’s mean The devs gone quiet? Nah, they just asleep We a DAO now, baby — and the rug runs deep [Bridge – AutoTune Rage Blend] Voice in my head said: “YOLO that DEX and max that bag” Even the bots said: “Bear too clean — we flag his swag” Financial advice? Who needs that tag? We in the forest printing dreams off lag 🐻💸 [Outro: Soft then Chaotic] This ain’t no classroom. No disclaimers, no suits. Just memes, vibes, and one fuzzy brute. (SFX: Chart exploding → bear roar → distorted trap drop) 🧠📉📈
