[Intro – playful] Yeah Backyard show memory unlocked ⸻ (Verse 1) Met a guy at a backyard show Boots too big and a truck too slow Talked real loud ’bout the life he’d lead Said he’d “make it big,” yeah okay dude please Said I should settle, said I should stay Said city girls always run away I wished him well and I said goodbye Just another guy that’s not my type ⸻ (Pre-Chorus) Fast forward a couple years Now his songs are ringing in my ears ⸻ (Chorus) He’s on a stage with a spotlight glow Tour bus rolling from town to show Banjo ringing through the radio Guess Banjo Boy runs the country show But he messaged me like “I bet you cry Now that I’m rich and you passed me by” I said “Congrats, that’s awesome dude” Still not my type — but good for you ⸻ (Verse 2) He said “look at you, you must regret” I said “nah man, I’m doing fine I bet” You found your lane and I’m glad you did But fame don’t change how a vibe once hit He’s out there singing bout trucks and beer Crowds all waving their lights in the air Banjo boy with a platinum tune Still not the guy I’d swoon for soon ⸻ (Pre-Chorus) He thought the ending would rewrite fate But some things money can’t upgrade ⸻ (Chorus) He’s on a stage with a spotlight glow Tour bus rolling from town to show Banjo ringing through the radio Guess Banjo Boy runs the country show But he messaged me like “I bet you cry Now that I’m rich and you passed me by” I said “Congrats, that’s awesome dude” Still not my type — but good for you ⸻ (Bridge – banjo breakdown) Banjo riff and a punk rock beat Funny how life makes circles meet [spoken deadpan] Lab observation: career evolution confirmed. Personality evolution not detected. Hey! Hey! Banjo Boy! Play that thing and make some noise! You got fame and a fancy crew But I still don’t want a date with you ⸻ (Final Chorus) He’s got fans in the front row seats Tour lights flashing down the street Maybe someday he’ll understand Not every girl wants a country man You can win the world and every prize But you can’t upgrade someone’s type So play your shows and enjoy the view Still not my type — but good for you ⸻ (Mic Drop) Funny thing I heard last week Your wife found texts you couldn’t keep Guess fame don’t fix what’s inside you …good thing I said no back then too ⸻ (Outro) So here’s to life and different roads You play the shows, I write the codes You chased the fame, I chased what’s true Still not my type — but good for you