[Verse 1: Fast-paced Punk Polka with distorted accordion riffs, thumping tuba bass, and chaotic snare rolls. Carnival Rock guitars weave in with reverb-heavy tremolo slides while the Goth Cabaret organ underscores the scene in minor keys. The vocals are shouted like a beer-soaked street chant, full of giddy menace.] Where you goin' When you goin' Trick-or-treatin' tonight With your witch's hat Your big black cat Runnin' through the neighborhood As fast as you can Yellin' "trick or treat" At every door that you meet Oh my goodness How much candy did you get? Did you save me any? Do you want a beer? I got some Jägermeister What the hell are you doin' here? [Chorus: Full-band explosion—punk guitars, polka horns, and tom-driven Carnival Rock drums. Backup vocals chant “Hey! Hey! Trick or Treat!” between lines. The organ swells theatrically while crowd energy peaks.] Trick or treat It's Halloween The scariest day of the year Oh Trick or treat Halloween It's my favorite day of the year Oh Trick or treat Halloween The spookiest day of the year Trick or treat Halloween The best day of the year [Verse 2: Tempo quickens; accordion and electric guitar duel in a demented waltz rhythm. Drums rattle like bones. Vocals grow raspy, slightly slurred with the chaos of a drunken block party. Background laughter and sound effects—wolves, howls, clinking bottles.] Where you goin' When you goin' Trick-or-treatin' tonight With your Frankenstein Your mad scientist Your vampire teeth And your bat wings Your angel of death Your demon's breath Your skeleton bones And your gravestones What the hell is that? Did you see that? It was a werewolf And a vampire bat [Chorus: Same as before but even rowdier. Horns and organ play counter-melodies. Audience shout-backs punctuate every line. End with a sudden drum fill and laughter leading into the outro.] Trick or treat Halloween It's the scariest day of the year Oh Trick or treat Halloween It's my favorite day of the year Oh Trick or treat Halloween The spookiest day of the year Oh Trick or treat Halloween It's the best day of the year [Outro: Goth Cabaret finale—slowdown to half tempo. Accordion and organ duet mournfully while the singer half-croons, half-cackles. Ends with a final “oom-pah!” and dissonant chord crash fading into carnival applause.] Trick or treat Halloween The scariest day of the year Trick or treat Halloween The best day of the year Trick or treat Halloween The spookiest day of the year Trick or treat Halloween The best day of the year
