[intro] [Instrumental riff: guitar scrape, drum fill, tight groove drops in] [verse 1] We’ve heard the late-night theories spinning off-course You just lean back — calm tone, full force Let 'em talk loud, let 'em strain to pretend You don’t break a sweat, just wait for the end [pre-chorus] They cite a meme, call it peer review Walk away marked up like a bad tattoo [chorus] Happy birthday, you legend — light the match and smirk While the flerfs go live, forgetting how facts work When the flerfs roll in, we don’t use the broom MonkeyCatPatPat — drop the boom (boom) [verse 2] D. P. Debunks to Unfornicated too Drunk Debunk and M. C. Toon — they all ride with you You're in the mix when the shit goes down Cool takes drop while the claims spin around Flerfs break Toon’s Laws of Flerf like it’s their plan Contradict themselves before the stream even began You don’t jump in — you just smile and grin Then drop one line and let the silence win But sometimes one struts a little too proud... Ironwork ninety-two thousand — got his dumb ass plowed [pre-chorus] They cite a meme, call it peer review Walk away marked up like a bad tattoo [chorus] Happy birthday, you legend — light the match and smirk While the flerfs go live, forgetting how facts work When the flerfs roll in, we don’t use the broom MonkeyCatPatPat — drop the boom (boom) [bridge] One mic. One flerf. Stream goes live — enter Vladdy Daddy. MonkeyCatPatPat made him his caddy. [chorus x2] Happy birthday, you legend — light the match and smirk While the flerfs go live, forgetting how facts work When the flerfs roll in, we don’t use the broom MonkeyCatPatPat — drop the boom (boom) MonkeyCatPatPat — drop the boom (boom) Happy birthday, you legend — light the match and smirk While the flerfs go live, forgetting how facts work When the flerfs roll in, we don’t use the broom MonkeyCatPatPat — drop the boom (boom)
