[Intro;Electric guitar;Bicycle horns;Kazoo] [Verse 1] Motherfucker Shot My Dog Neighbors Pappy knocked Up Lil’ Sis Caught them in the woodshed Play’in with this tools [Verse 2] My Friend Took My Bride On Our Honeymoon Jesus Gave Me Back My Wife Now I’m In Chains [Chorus;Electric guitar;Kazoo] Free As A Bird Trapped In A Cage Free As A Bird Trapped in a cage [Interlude;Electric guitar;Bicycle horns;Kazoo] [Verse 3] I Farted Oh Lord Lordie…. Lordie…. Now It’s A Mess! [Verse 4] Sailed around the world with Commodore Fellatio Onenutt His steward One hung low With a crew of Many One Eyed Jacks Standing Hard [Verse 5] Sally serviced all the Jacks Her raging itch snuck up between the buns Scratching and slapping it raw Swears it feel like a buzz saw [Bridge] Watched the Rain Splash on the Rock And up her skirt See all the ants smirk and twerk [Interlude;Electric guitar;Kazoo] [Verse 6] Last but not least One agony that beset the ships pony When it learned it was a phony pony Doc could not fix what happened from Sally’s trick [Outro] Where did all that come from Somewhere behind the sun Three quarters down the road Hanging with Attila the Hun Running with Attila the Hun [Fade to END] [END]
