Kitty’s Cup Crusade

VERSE 1 Tiptoe on the counter, midnight mission crash, Paws so sly, nudge the glass—smash! You blink twice, tail flicks, innocent grin, Watching me sweep shards, your evil game begins! PRE-CHORUS Clink, clatter, watch it shatter, Kitty’s got a PhD in smash-and-grab laughter! One paw swipe, gravity’s your ally, This ain’t an accident—it’s your grand finale! CHORUS Kitty, kitty cat, chaos engineer, Dropping cups like bombs, turning calm to fear! Eyes locked on my soul as the saucer flies, Queen of the madness in tiny disguise! VERSE 2 No coaster safe, no mug too tall, You’re the CEO of the great cup fall! Stare at me like, “Who, me? Not at all! But we both know you’re Gotham’s purr-fect wrecking ball! BRIDGE Middle of the night, hear the porcelain scream, Paws tap-dance the edge of my sanity’s seam! Furry little rebel, your grin’s a sly curse, I’m sweeping up the chaos—you’re rehearsing verse one, worse! CHORUS Kitty, kitty cat, wrecking cups for clout, Videos blow up every time you pout! Liquid spills, my patience wears thin, But you’re still the star of the grin-win! OUTRO (And that’s why I drink from sippy cups now…) INSTRUMENTAL