Receipts Ready

You come with the stories, trying to spin your tale Twisting the truth like it’s up for sale But honey I'm smiling, 'cause I stay prepared Got everything saved, and I'm never scared Talk all you want, go ahead and try I don't need to argue, I just reply... Receipts ready, darling — pull 'em up quick Screenshots glowing, truth don't miss a trick Receipts ready, stacked in a row When the drama comes calling — here they go! Oh-oh-oh, receipts ready! Oh-oh-oh, watch me let 'em show! No need for shouting, no raising my voice I keep it real cute, 'cause I got the choice Timestamps ticking, messages clear Everything's saved from the past right here Say what you want (say what you want!) I got the proof (we got the proof!) Try to rewrite it (try to rewrite it!) Girl, that's cute (that's real cute!) We stay calm, we stay cool 'Cause receipts are the golden rule! Receipts ready, darling — pull 'em up quick Screenshots glowing, truth don't miss a trick Receipts ready, stacked in a row When the drama comes calling — here they go! Oh-oh-oh, receipts ready! Oh-oh-oh, watch me let 'em show! Receipts ready... always... yeah! (Music and Lyrics by Jennifer Leigh Nelson © 2025 Cajora Creations, LLC. All rights reserved.)