[Choir man] No one dies like Gaston No one fries like Gaston No one leaves with a final suprise like Gaston ! "I'm particulary good at self immolating!" [Choir]Who's that on fire,! Gaston!! When I was a lad I shot sparks off my head, every morning to show who's in charge. And now that I'm grown, I strap shells to my head, the kind you set off from a barge! No one pops like Gaston, No one drops like Gaston, Turns a mild inconvenience to a shock like Gaston! "I'm especially great at dramatic combusting!" Why is he glowing? GASTON!! I use barrels for pillows, I juggle with fuses, I season my soup with a spark. I light all my candles with cannons and sandals, Then brag that I work in the dark! No one blasts like Gaston, Overcasts like Gaston, Leaves a crater-shaped autograph like Gaston! "I warm up the room with my presence!"
