[Intro] Yeah nah... Every fuckin' day, man. Soon as you sit down... Some cunt wants somethin'. Doesn't matter what you've already done. Just— "Sandro..." Nah. Fuck off ya cunts. I'm on fuckin' smoko. [Verse 1] Been talkin' up this veggie patch for days and days Everybody bitchin', "When you makin' it, mate?" We were waitin' for Jimmy, gonna do it with our boy Walk outside— Fuckin' Slayer's already there. Dunno what this cunt's playin' at Diggin' up the dirt like he's part of the Fam Bam Jimmy finally wanders over, gets stuck into the ground I park up in the grass, get the bangas pumpin' loud Slayer looks over, all sweaty and shit "You gonna do some work, or just fuckin' sit?" ... Yeah nah. [Chorus] I'm on smoko, so leave me alone I'm on smoko, so leave me alone I'm on smoko, so leave me alone I'm on smoko, so leave me alone I'm on smoko, so leave me alone I'm on smoko, so leave me alone I'm on smoko, so leave me alone I'm on smoko, so leave me alone [Verse 2] Had a whole plan, couple beers with the boys Do a bit of garden, pump some bangas for noise Sent Belora for the jug, Sunan opens it up— Water. ... Fuckin' water. Yeah, nah... Didn't go down good. Whole camp comes over like it's some kinda treat "Fuck, that's nice and fresh!" — yeah, good for you, sweet Sunan fucks off underneath some tree I have a little mug 'cause I'm thirsty, apparently Boy comes back, sees the water in my hand Slaps the fuckin' thing out— ... Yeah, nah... Probably shoulda seen that comin'. [Chorus] I'm on smoko, so leave me alone I'm on smoko, so leave me alone I'm on smoko, so leave me alone I'm on smoko, so leave me alone I'm on smoko, so leave me alone I'm on smoko, so leave me alone I'm on smoko, so leave me alone I'm on smoko, so leave me alone [Verse 3] Slayer keeps diggin', keeps givin' his advice Sunan's gettin' twitchy, been losin' it all arvo Talkin' pimped-out wagons, Jimmy reckons they won't sell Then Sunan goes, "Fuck this," climbs over the fence Says he's goin' on a pilgrimage. Or some shit. ... Fuck knows. [Brief break] Then he keeps fuckin' walkin'. ... Wait. Bro? Oi, Sunan?! Nah man, don't— Don't fuckin' leave, bro! Come back, man! I can't fuckin'— Bro, PLEASE! ... Yeah nah man... Talked him round. Got him back over the fence. All good. Wasn't worried or nothin'. ... Fuck, I need another smoko. [Chorus] I'm on smoko, so leave me alone I'm on smoko, so leave me alone I'm on smoko, so leave me alone I'm on smoko, so leave me alone We're on smoko, so leave us alone We're on smoko, so leave us alone We're on smoko, so leave us alone We're on smoko, so leave us alone [Bridge] Three in the mornin', whole church asleep I'm on the watch while you motherfuckers dream Superior darkvision, every fuckin' night Guardin' all your asses till the morning light Made the water drums, filled the fuckers up Jimmy made the garden when the boy was fucked But apparently the Stoners don't contribute shit— ... And don't start about that fuckin' ballista. Wasn't me. Apparently I fell asleep or some shit. Maybe. Doesn't mean that's when they stole it. Could've happened later. Nobody noticed till later, did they? ... Exactly. Anyway. [Final Chorus] I'm on smoko, so leave me alone I'm on smoko, so leave me alone I'm on smoko, so leave me alone I'm on smoko, so leave me alone WE'RE on smoko, so leave us alone WE'RE on smoko, so leave us alone WE'RE on smoko, so leave us alone WE'RE on smoko, so leave us alone WE'RE on smoko, so leave us alone WE'RE on smoko, so leave us alone WE'RE on smoko, so leave us alone WE'RE on smoko, so leave us alone [Outro] Anyway... I'm fuckin' done son. ... Smoko.
