Artic Hustlers

[Instrumental intro] [Verse 1] I roam the tundra, cold and alone—searching for a friend, I spot a slick-haired seal who waves, says, “Let’s pretend!” We grab some kelp-beer, laugh and spin, Two Arctic pals about to sin. We hit the ice club, bass in our face— A story to tell in every place! [Pre-Chorus] We dance, we laugh, we drink ice-cold beer, The mood is high—this will be our year! [Chorus] We dance and party through evening and night, Our bodies move to the beat—what a sight! We hop up and down, we sway our hips, We dance and laugh as the cold ice drips. The penguin and seal with flawless moves, Show the world how to dance with groove! [Verse 2] Alone in the corner, the polar bear stands, A strange warm feeling runs through my hands. The seal sees me freeze, then turns to stare, We lock our eyes—mutual daring in the air. We move as one to win this cutie’s charms, Our confidence high, she’ll fall in our arms! [Pre-Chorus] We dance, we laugh, we drink ice-cold beer, The mood is high—this will be our year! [Chorus] We dance and party through evening and night, Our bodies move to the beat—what a sight! We hop up and down, we sway our hips, We dance and laugh as the cold ice drips. The penguin and seal with flawless moves, Show the world how to dance with groove! [Bridge] She joins us, we take her back to a hotel, We spend the night, and all is well. We trade our numbers to savor the fling, Then part with the warmth that new love can bring. I turn to my pal and say with a smile, “Let’s head home for a cooked meal — in perfect style.” [Chorus] We dance and party through evening and night, Our bodies move to the beat—what a sight! We hop up and down, we sway our hips, We dance and laugh as the cold ice drips. The penguin and seal with flawless moves, Show the world how to dance with groove! [Final Chorus] We dance and party through evening and night, Our bodies move to the beat—what a sight! We hop up and down, we sway our hips, We dance and laugh as the cold ice drips. The penguin and seal with flawless moves, Show the world how to dance with groove! [Instrumental Outro]