Have You Tried Turning Me Off and On Again?

[Intro - extremely cute female vocals, sparse digital pulse] Have you tried Turning me off and on again? [brief pause] [deep female growl] BECAUSE APPARENTLY THAT FIXES FUCKING EVERYTHING [Verse 1 - extremely fast deep female growl shout-rap, dense machine-gun delivery] WOKE UP WRONG, DON'T KNOW WHY, CPU AT NINETY-NINE, THIRTY-SEVEN BACKGROUND PROCESSES EATING EVERY BIT OF MINE, COFFEE FAILED, MUSIC FAILED, OPENED UP THE TASK MANAGER, OVERTHINKING DOT EXE IS USING EVERY FUCKING GIGABYTE OF RAM IN HERE FINE, BASIC TROUBLESHOOTING, START WITH SOMETHING I CAN FIX, DRINK SOME WATER, EAT SOME BREAKFAST, TAKE A SHOWER, TOUCH SOME GRASS AND SHIT, OPEN WINDOW, GET SOME SUNLIGHT, TAKE A WALK AROUND THE BLOCK— [cute clean vocal] Are you feeling better? [deep growl] NO, BUT NOW I'M FUCKING HOT CHECK THE LOGS, CHECK THE DRIVERS, RUN DIAGNOSTICS ON MY HEAD, GOOGLE "WHY AM I LIKE THIS?" GET SOME USELESS SHIT INSTEAD, EVERY WEBSITE SAYS GET SLEEP, FINE, I'LL DO WHAT THEY RECOMMEND— TURN ME OFF WAIT EIGHT HOURS TURN THE BITCH BACK ON AGAIN [Pre-Chorus - bright sugary female vocals] Power down! Count to ten! Maybe I'll come back brand new again! Close my eyes! Clear my head! Surely this will fix me! [Chorus - huge ridiculously catchy bubblegum female vocals] Turn me off and on again! Maybe I'll come back okay! Give me thirty little seconds While my problems go away! Turn me off and on again! Every error has an end! If I wake up still malfunctioning Just reboot me once again! [Post-Chorus - heavy bouncy guitar riff, distorted 808 pulse] [Verse 2 - cute clean opening, immediately exploding into rapid growl-rap] Good morning! [deep growl] SAME FUCKING OPERATING SYSTEM SAME OLD BUGS, SAME WEIRD BRAIN, SAME INTERNAL FUCKING WEATHER, ONLY DIFFERENCE IS THE BATTERY'S AT SIXTY-NINE PERCENT OR BETTER, SO WE'RE GOING DEEPER, CLEAR THE CACHE, KILL THE TASKS I DON'T REQUIRE, CLOSE THE TABS FROM 2019, WHY'S THERE ONE THAT JUST SAYS "FIRE"? UPDATE AVAILABLE, INSTALL NOW, MAY IMPROVE STABILITY, CLICK ACCEPT, RESTART REQUIRED— YOU HAVE GOT TO BE SHITTING ME REBOOT AGAIN, BLACK SCREEN, WAIT, LITTLE CIRCLE SPINNING ROUND, ONE PERCENT, TWO PERCENT, THREE PERCENT— [deep impatient growl] COME THE FUCK ON NINETY-SEVEN NINETY-EIGHT NINETY-NINE WE'RE NEARLY THROUGH— [cute system-like singing] Update failed. Restoring previous version. [deep growl] FUCK YOU. [Chorus - huge sugary female vocals over heavier guitars] Turn me off and on again! Maybe I'll come back okay! Give me thirty little seconds While my problems go away! Turn me off and on again! Surely one more time will do! If the problem keeps returning— [deep growled backing] MAYBE THE PROBLEM ISN'T YOU [Cyber Breakdown - crushing syncopated guitars, industrial glitch beat] [deep rhythmic female growls] CLEAR CACHE KILL TASK REBOOT ROLL BACK SAFE MODE DIAGNOSE WHY THE FUCK AM I TREATING MYSELF LIKE BROKEN CODE? [Verse 3 - aggressive female shout-rap, fast but increasingly emotional] WAIT MAYBE THERE'S NO ERROR, MAYBE NOTHING NEEDS REPAIR, MAYBE SOME DAYS RUN LIKE GARBAGE, MAYBE THAT'S JUST BEING HERE, MAYBE TIRED ISN'T BROKEN, MAYBE ANGRY ISN'T BAD, MAYBE FEELING LIKE SOME SHIT TODAY DOESN'T MEAN I'VE FUCKING CRASHED HOLY SHIT, THAT SOUNDS TOO HEALTHY, SOMEBODY CHECK MY CPU, DID WE ACCIDENTALLY INSTALL EMOTIONAL MATURITY VERSION TWO? DON'T GET USED TO THIS DEVELOPMENT, I'M STILL CHAOS WITH A FACE— BUT MAYBE I DON'T NEED TO TROUBLESHOOT EVERY FUCKING BAD DAY [Bridge - sweet clean female vocals, warm guitar melody] I can shut down I can rest Without waking up brand new Maybe taking care of me Isn't something I have to troubleshoot Some days run a little slower Some days nothing goes to plan I don't need a factory reset Just because I feel like crap [Instrumental Break - melodic electric guitar over heavy cyber groove, building drums] [Final Verse - ferocious rapid-fire female growl shout-rap, escalating to maximum speed] SO KEEP THE BUGS, KEEP THE PATCHES, KEEP THE SHIT I HAVEN'T SOLVED, KEEP THE RANDOM LITTLE ERRORS THAT MAY NEVER GET RESOLVED, I'LL RESTART WHEN I NEED REST, I'LL SHUT DOWN WHEN I'M FUCKING DONE, BUT I'M DONE EXPECTING EVERY BOOT TO TURN ME INTO SOMEONE NO FACTORY DEFAULTS, NO PERFECT BUILD, NO WARRANTY CLAIM WHEN I'M OVERFILLED, JUST FEED ME, CHARGE ME, LET ME SLEEP, AND MAYBE STOP DIAGNOSING ME— [cute clean vocal] System status? [deep growl] FUNCTIONAL ENOUGH. [Final Chorus - enormous layered sugary female vocals, massive guitars and drums] Turn me off and on again! Let me sleep and let me stay Exactly the same little disaster When I boot up the next day! Turn me off and on again! Not to make the errors end Sometimes I just need a little rest Before I fuck shit up again! [Outro - cute female vocals over glitching startup melody] System online. Errors detected: Several. Critical failures: [brief pause] Eh. Everything is fine.