(Spoken intro, exaggerated) We were in the living room… On the couch… When they crept up slooowly… AND BOOM—DOG PAWS! It was a TOUCHY PARTY! (Pre-Chorus) Touchy Party! Woof! Woof! Touchy Party! Scratch! Scratch! They’re wigglin’ and waggin’, And they’re never slackin’! (Chorus) Touchy Party! Rub! Rub! Touchy Party! Pat! Pat! The tails are shakin’, And my hands are taken! (Verse 1) Daisy’s sprawled on the carpet floor, Max is nudging with his nose for more. Bella’s doing her belly-up pose, And Charlie’s jumping—oh no, my toes! (spoken satirically) I tried to take a break… But they’re barking, “MISTAKE!” I just want to sit and chill… But they’ve got me working still! (Pre-Chorus) Touchy Party! Woof! Woof! Touchy Party! Scratch! Scratch! There’s no escape, It’s a furry landscape! (Chorus) Touchy Party! Rub! Rub! Touchy Party! Pat! Pat! If you stop the pets, They’ll knock over the snacks! (Verse 2) I tried to make my getaway— (Spoken) “But what’s this?!” Max blocked the door, said, “Stay and play!” Daisy growled, “I need my chin rubs!” And Bella barked, “Don’t forget my tum!” (spoken satirically) I tried to grab my drink… “But they were in my sink!” I tried to watch some TV… “But they were all on meee!” (Bridge - with chaotic vocals) Paws! Paws! In my face! On my knees! (Sung) Slobbery kisses, oh, someone sneeze! It’s a touchy frenzy! No escape! I’m their petting machine, and I’m losing my shape! (Breakdown) “Oh no, they’re circling!” “Daisy’s on the couch now!” “Max, get off the table!” “Charlie, stop licking the remote!” (Pre-Chorus) Touchy Party! Woof! Woof! Touchy Party! Scratch! Scratch! Tails wag wild, And the vibes are tactile! (Chorus) Touchy Party! Rub! Rub! Touchy Party! Pat! Pat! It’s a never-ending quest, They’ll settle for no less! (Outro - spoken, chaotic) They’re pawing at the door… They’re circling the chairs… Now they’re in the kitchen, THEY’RE EVERYWHERE! (Shouted together) TOUCHY PARTY! Woof! Woof! TOUCHY PARTY! Scratch! Scratch! TOUCHY PARTY! Rub! Rub! TOUCHY PARTY!
