[Extreme High-Pitched Coloratura Soprano] [ piercing shrill operatic laughter ] [Manic Villainess Laugh] [Rapid Melismatic Runs] [Wild Trills and Fluttering Vibrato] [Glissando to Impossible High Notes] [Theatrical Peking Opera Vocal Inflections] [Unhinged, Piercing, Virtuosic] Ahahahahahaaaaaa—！！ 【out of tune vocals, pitchy singing, intentionally off-key, tone deaf, unstable pitch, wavering intonation, erratic pitch, flat and sharp notes, poor pitch control, discordant vocals, unhinged pitchy delivery】 [out of tune] [pitchy and unstable] [off-key singing] [tone deaf delivery] [wavering pitch] [erratic pitch] [discordant vocals] [severely off-key] 从前，从前，有一处所在 Cóngqián, cóngqián, yǒu yí chù suǒzài 有一位皇帝，与皇后恩爱情深 Yǒu yí wèi huángdì, yǔ huánghòu ēn'ài qíng shēn 一日，皇后身染沉疴 Yí rì, huánghòu shēn rǎn chénkē 终究撒手人寰 Zhōngjiū sāshǒu rénhuán 皇帝悲痛，求问仙人 Huángdì bēitòng, qiúwèn xiānrén 可有妙法，能使皇后复生 Kě yǒu miàofǎ, néng shǐ huánghòu fùshēng [Piercing Soprano Scream-Laugh] [Extreme Upper Register] [Hysterical Coloratura Frenzy] [Rapid-fire Trills] [Ascending Glissando] [Sustained Ultra-High Note] AHAHAHAHAHAHA—AAAAAAAH!! 仙人答曰 Xiānrén dá yuē 当于皇后遗骸之上，植下一株果树 Dāng yú huánghòu yíhái zhī shàng, zhí xià yì zhū guǒshù 悉心培育，令其生长 Xīxīn péiyù, lìng qí shēngzhǎng 此树若存，皇后亦存 Cǐ shù ruò cún, huánghòu yì cún 此树若亡，皇后亦亡 Cǐ shù ruò wáng, huánghòu yì wáng 皇帝依言而行 Huángdì yī yán ér xíng 于皇后遗骸之上，植下果树 Yú huánghòu yíhái zhī shàng, zhí xià guǒshù 谁料此树，生长之速，骇人心魄 Shuí liào cǐ shù, shēngzhǎng zhī sù, hài rén xīnpò 树上所结之果 Shù shàng suǒ jié zhī guǒ 有如心脏，有如肺腑 Yǒu rú xīnzàng, yǒu rú fèifǔ 有如胰脏，有如肝脏 Yǒu rú yízàng, yǒu rú gānzàng 形貌诡异，尽是异果 Xíngmào guǐyì, jìn shì yìguǒ 皇帝见之，心生厌怖 Huángdì jiàn zhī, xīn shēng yànbù 遂以剪刀，剪下其果 Suì yǐ jiǎndāo, jiǎn xià qí guǒ 刹那之间，树身涌出鲜血 Chànà zhī jiān, shù shēn yǒng chū xiānxuè 仿佛悲泣，仿佛哀号 Fǎngfú bēiqì, fǎngfú āiháo 顷刻之间 Qǐngkè zhī jiān 树色青黯，枯萎而亡 Shù sè qīng'àn, kūwěi ér wáng
