[Spoken Intro] So... true story. A while back, I just happened to wander into this dive bar. Some girl was up on stage playing, and honestly? At first, I didn't pay her any mind. Just background noise, right? But as the set went on... man, I couldn't keep my eyes or my ears off of it. I walked a little closer to the stage, and there she was—this absolute badass, just rocking out, singing a whole song about being an idiot. And I was standing there thinking... damn. [Acoustic Guitar Intro] [Driving Gritty Rhythm] [Verse 1] Stumbled through the doorway, looking for a drink Didn't think a stranger's set would make me stop and think You were up there tearing up the mic and making waves Singing 'bout some stubborn guy who smells like old regrets and days Yeah, he’s frustrating, smells like onions, probably drives you mad Still your favorite kind of idiot you ever had And sitting in the crowd, I had a sudden shift of heart Thinking, look at her up there, we're cut from the same art [Chorus] Oh, Joey, Joey, you're a force of nature running wild A microphone queen with a devil-may-care smile Whadda ya know? Now I go to all of your shows! Oh, Joey, Joey, shaking up the status quo Yeah, you steal the spotlight every single place you go! [Verse 2] People keep on staring when we're standing side by side Asking if we share a face or where we try to hide Are we long-lost sisters? Is there glitching in the matrix here? A doppelganger double trouble creeping in your ear? 'Cause we sound so damn identical, it’s messing with my brain Like looking in a mirror in the middle of the rain I mean, I usually don't swing this way, I'll play it clear— But Joey, honey, I would die to be your idiot, my dear! [Verse 3] And speaking of your chaotic stage routines, the things you do... I heard about that panty-dropping stunt you pulled right through. Asking if it's itchy, shaking off the underwear— "I don't wanna see those on eBay!"—tossed into the air. Well... guess what, girl? I won the bidding war, it's true! They’re sitting in my suitcase, and I brought them back to you. If you’re missing 'em tonight and want a refund on the stake, Just holler out, they're yours again, for old-time's sake! 😉 [Chorus] Oh, Joey, Joey, you're a force of nature running wild A microphone queen with a devil-may-care smile Whadda ya know? Now I go to all of your shows! Oh, Joey, Joey, shaking up the status quo Yeah, you steal the spotlight every single place you go! [Outro] [Acoustic Guitar Strips Back] [Slow Ringing Chord] Yeah... Whadda ya know. Keep rocking, Joey. This one's for you. [Slight Laugh] [Fade Out]
