Verse 1] I heard you built a page by hand With just a GIF and Comic Sans You made it weird, it had your name A dancing baby, scrolling flame But now it's flat, it's boxed and bland A neural net picked out your brand [Chorus] AI killed the web dev star AI killed the web dev star From hand-coded dreams to prompt and jar We lost the soul to avatar --- [Verse 2] You once designed your soul online With glitter hearts and nested divs But now the AI picks the style And tells you where the button lives You said you missed the charm and glitch But users bounce if menus twitch [Chorus] AI killed the web dev star AI killed the web dev star No longer yours, but clean by far Who needs a site when there's an LLM czar? --- [Verse 3] In my old page I had a guestbook Now all I see is Facebook hooks [Chorus] AI killed the web dev star AI killed the web dev star But maybe art just changed its bar And now it lives where memes bizarre ---
