[Intro | Spoken Word | Dry | No Reverb | Close Mic | Creepy | Dead Slow] There's something down in the basement... It has come to life... It wants YOUR life. [Verse 1 | Fast Thrash | Aggressive | Staccato | 170 BPM] It takes the clothes and stretches them out It slaps them, crushes them, wrings them It punches them and then gets the stains out It's... the... SMASH-ING MACHINE! [Chorus | Explosive | Gang Vocals | Full Band | Wide Stereo | Maximum Energy] WAAAAAAAAAAAAH! The smash-ing ma-chine! Washing in a way OBSCENE! (OBSCENE!) But you could already tell From the tone of the voice! THE SMASH-ING MACHINE! THE SMASH-ING MACHINE! [Verse 2 | Staccato Thrash | Technical | Shouted | Machine-Gun Delivery] Four thousand RPM! Centrifugal force that slaps! WHAAAAAAA! Steel drum In reinforced tungsten alloy! Carbide inserts To shred even your hands! It even washes bricks Reduces them to powder! (TO POWDER!) [Chorus | Explosive | Gang Vocals | Full Band | Wide Stereo | Maximum Energy] WAAAAAAAAAAAAH! The smash-ing ma-chine! Washing in a way OBSCENE! (OBSCENE!) But you could already tell From the tone of the voice! THE SMASH-ING MACHINE! THE SMASH-ING MACHINE! [Bridge | Mid-Tempo | Ominous | 95 BPM | Half Time Feel | Dark | Threatening] You can't wash your evening dress in it You'd find it in shreds Peeled, trampled, manhandled, knocked down It barely accepts work clothes It feeds on oil... It feeds on hate... (on hate...) [Verse 3 | Horror | Building Tension | Rhythmic | Machine-Gun Rhyme Chain] Walking into that cellar fills me with DREAD Really It waits for me with its little light ON It works even when it's not plugged into the SOCKET The spin cycle triggers a LOCALIZED EARTHQUAKE This morning a letter from the POLICE STATION arrived Its use has been FORBIDDEN to me Sad FATE I had FORGOTTEN That for THE SMASHING MACHINE Someone would have REPORTED me! [Chorus reprise | Bigger | More Chaotic | Gang Vocals | Maximum Chaos | Arena Sound] WAAAAAAAAAAAAH! It's THE SMASHING MACHINE! It's THE SMASHING MACHINE! It tears out your vocal cords It steals your voice! [Outro | Fade Out | Guttural | Ominous | Slow Decay | Industrial Rumble] It emits guttural sounds... From the drain... It emits guttural sounds... From the drain... [Fade out]
