(Verse 1) Touch down baby, sunscreen glow Rainbow crosswalk, now let’s go Central Avenue struts so fine Every sidewalk says, “Honey, shine” Coffee in hand and a tank top tight Beach boys bronzed in the morning light From the Pier to the drag queen stage St. Pete’s serving every age (Pre-Chorus) Ooooh, this city’s got flair Salt in the breeze and glitter in the air You came for a weekend, now you’re rearranging plans Buying linen shirts and flirting with tan men (Chorus) Top ten things in Saint Pete, Florida! Dance all night then hydrate with coconut water-a Sunset Beach where the Speedos roam One frozen cocktail and you’re basically home Dolphin cruises, rooftop kisses Drag brunch queens blowing birthday wishes Art, boys, beaches, neon heat Nobody does gay joy like St. Pete! (Verse 2 — The Countdown Begins) Number one: hit the Pier at noon Selfies glowing like a disco moon Number two: Dali melting clocks Existential art in tiny shorts and Crocs Number three: dolphin cruise at dusk Boat gays flirting with nautical musk Number four: St. Pete Beach all day Tan lines sharp in a scandalous way Number five: drag brunch mimosas high Wigs so tall they scrape the sky Number six: Central Avenue crawl Every patio says “Y’all means all” (Pre-Chorus 2) Ooooh, hear the DJ play A remix of Madonna and beach vacay You swore you’d behave this trip Now you’re buying mesh at ZaZoo’d real quick (Chorus) Top ten things in Saint Pete, Florida! Poolside posing like retired resortitoria Wet Spot Sundays, boys in lace Everyone’s serving face after face Glass-blowing class getting artsy-hot Turn your heartbreak into a paperweight pot Culture mixed with cheeky heat Nobody does gay joy like St. Pete! (Bridge) Treasure Island, sunset skies Cute bartender with dangerous eyes Enigma dancing till two AM You “accidentally” text your ex again Concrete Jungle for dinner and drinks One espresso martini and nobody thinks The Garage patio, stars above Vacation flirting masquerading as love (Breakdown) From Gulfport brunches to Pride parade nights This town sparkles under rainbow lights You came for five days, now you’re checking Zillow Crying softly into a rental pillow (Final Chorus) Top ten things in Saint Pete, Florida! Every handsome stranger somehow gets adorabler Beach by day and bars by night Tank tops tiny and the vibes just right Dali dreams and disco beats Flip-flops tapping on Central streets Sun-kissed chaos, bold and sweet Nobody does gay joy like St. Pete! (Outro) Saint Pete, baby… Where the sunsets are dramatic And so are the men.
