[Verse] When your world’s a-hummin’ And you’ve been thumbin’ Around for a brand new thrill Let me suggest The very best So good, you’ll be over the hill [Verse] My little secret You won’t believe it It’s just a li’l hobby o’ mine I’ve been snippin’ Clippin’ and rippin’ Blowin’ this city’s mind [Prechorus] A prank so hilarious You can’t help but collapse Grab a pair of hedge clippers And cut off someone’s prolapse (Prolapse) [Chorus] (Prolapse!) No more prolapse You shouldn’t have let your asshole fall out, perhaps (Prolapse!) There goes your prolapse. Looked like a blown out starfish caught in a trap [Verse] They should be grateful It’s not distasteful To trim a flower in bloom They look uncomfortable I’m just being helpful Giving their asshole some room [Prechorus] And if I try to take a break I can’t help but relapse I’ve just got the deep, deep urge To snip off some prolapse (Prolapse) [Chorus] (Prolapse!) No more prolapse You shouldn’t have let your asshole fall out, perhaps Prolapse! There goes your prolapse Your pink sock was looking like it was torn to scraps [Bridge] Rectum? Damn near killed ‘em! OW! [Instrumental] Ohhhhhh (Prolapse) [Final Chorus] (Prolapse!) No more prolapse You shouldn’t have let your asshole fall out, perhaps (Prolapse!) There goes your prolapse Your ass chimney no longer about to collapse [Outro] If they ever found me Then I might just snap I’d never get to feel that joy Of snipping off a prolapse Ever Againnn! [End] "Rose bud"
