[Intro — low voice, crowd noise] P-Unit. No badges in here. No friendship speeches. No fucking type advantage. You got bars? Then get your ass on the mic. [Verse 1] Welcome to P-Unit, where the nice shit dies Where a mascot gets smoked same night as a god-tier prize Mewtwo walk in like the lab made perfection One bad sixteen, now he's back in correction Charizard puff chest, everybody knows the routine Big orange ego with a fanbase at fifteen Pikachu famous? Cool, fame don't mean shit One weak bar and your whole little franchise gets clipped Gengar grin wide till somebody grins back Machamp got four fists and still can't punch a diss track Lucario reading auras, read the fucking room If your verse smells dead, we can smell it too Arceus made the world? Congratulations, bitch Now make sixteen bars that don't sound like shit [Hook] P-UNIT! Bring whoever the fuck you got Legendary, starter or some Route One rot P-UNIT! No safe picks, no pass Cute face, big stats still get cooked on your ass Step up. Talk shit. Put your name on the line. We don't care what the fuck you are. Just spit in the mic. [Verse 2] Magikarp can pull up We don't give a fuck Bring Feebas, bring Bidoof bring the whole bottom muck Bring Rayquaza down from that ozone throne Talk slick, get folded then fly your ass home Snorlax half asleep? Good. Wake his ass up. Jigglypuff want smoke? Put the marker down, square up. Ditto copying flows like a broke-ass thief Zoroark fake faces with real self-belief Alakazam IQ two spoons and a beard Still couldn't calculate why nobody fucking cheered Garchomp look dangerous till the beat comes on Now the land shark choking like his fucking bite gone Eevee got eight choices still can't pick a lane Pick one fucking evolution then come earn your name [Hook] P-UNIT! Bring whoever the fuck you got Champion's ace or some box-space rot P-UNIT! Everybody gets cracked You can come in talking crazy just be ready when it comes back No nurse. No revive. No trainer outside. You said you wanted smoke? Motherfucker, step inside. [Bridge — beat drops out] Kanto. Johto. Hoenn. Sinnoh. Unova. Kalos. Alola. Galar. Paldea. We don't give a fuck where you came from. Big. Small. Cute. Ugly. Shiny. Fossil. Ultra Beast. God. Grab the mic. Or shut the fuck up. [Verse 3] Maybe you're nobody maybe you're number one Maybe you're built like a fridge maybe you weigh half a ton Maybe trainers call you useless maybe kids scream your name Good. Now prove all that shit when the beat starts playing Bring Tyranitar. Bring Mew. Bring fucking Sunkern. Bring the mon everybody clowns and let the tables turn Bring Absol with doom bring Scizor with steel Bring whoever talks hardest and find out what's real This ain't badges. This ain't friendship. This ain't "believe in your heart." This is two mouths one beat and somebody torn apart So fuck your base stats. Fuck your tier. Fuck your hype. If you got something to say... P-Unit. Grab the mic. [Final Hook] P-UNIT! Every species invited Come in overconfident leave that ego divided P-UNIT! Put your pride on the track Talk your shit get disrespectful then survive the attack No mercy. No filter. No fucking polite. Whoever wants next... STEP TO THE MIC. [Outro] Pick an opponent. Talk reckless. P-Unit. Who's fucking next?
