[Intro] Welcome everybody… To the annual Hangover Olympics! [Verse 1] I woke up at eleven-thirty With one sock and no clue why Found a traffic cone beside me And a pizza box nearby My phone says I walked fourteen miles My bank account says “please explain” And somehow there’s a shopping cart Parked outside in the rain [Pre-Chorus] Ladies and gentlemen The games begin Let’s see who’s surviving And who’s giving in [Chorus] Welcome to the Hangover Olympics Where everybody pays the price Gold medal for finding your wallet Silver if you open your eyes Welcome to the Hangover Olympics Today’s a battle for survival If you manage breakfast and a shower You’re already in the finals [Drop] Oh-oh-oh-oh Hangover Olympics Oh-oh-oh-oh Going for gold Oh-oh-oh-oh Hangover Olympics Never getting old [Verse 2] One friend claims he’s feeling perfect Nobody believes a word Another’s hugging a water bottle Like it’s the greatest thing on Earth Somebody’s checking social media With one eye halfway closed Praying there are no videos Of last night’s dance moves posted [Bridge] Stretching for the remote control Feels like an Olympic sport And walking to the kitchen Deserves its own reward [Final Chorus] Welcome to the Hangover Olympics Where champions are made Bronze medal for remembering Half the choices that you made Welcome to the Hangover Olympics The toughest game in town Everybody starts together But only legends finish strong [Outro] See you next Saturday… Unfortunately.
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