[Verse 1] The DCU starts with Krypton’s last son, It’s just begun — unless you count Commandos. The Authority? Who are they? What’s that? And now it’s cancelled? Well, imagine that! And Paradise Lost? What’s that supposed to be? A Wonder Woman show with no Diana to see? I’m totally lost, but then Batman’s begun, With Clayface as horror? Well, this should be fun! [Chorus] Restore the Snyderverse, Restore the Snyderverse, Cause we don't want James Gunn's universe, It really is so much worse, Restore the Snyderverse [Verse 2] And Matt Reeves keeps his Batman world separate, Another “realistic” Bat-universe to share it. Two different Batmans? How can this be clear? Didn’t Nolan just do that trilogy here? Then Superman arrives with a wonderful cast, Great looks and visuals, but the questions come fast. You introduce folks we barely know at all, Then tell us to do homework just to follow it all. [Chorus] Restore the Snyderverse, Restore the Snyderverse, Cause we don't want James Gunn's universe, It really is so much worse, Restore the Snyderverse [Verse 3] And now Jor-El’s evil? What have you done? He wants his own son to rule everyone? That’s preposterous, it ruins his name, And Smallville did this — then fixed it in the game! So how do you make General Zod work? The cast is superb, but the timeline’s berserk. New Superman cast, but old DCEU remains, Peacemaker, Blue Beetle — continuity pains. [Chorus] Restore the Snyderverse, Restore the Snyderverse, Cause we don't want James Gunn's universe, It really is so much worse, Restore the Snyderverse [Bridge] Then Supergirl comes with Aquaman changed, He’s Lobo now? Well, that’s rather strange! And Lanterns has brown suits instead of constructs, Are you scared of the 2011 movie’s effects? No green construct suit, instead brown ones that suck, And now John Stewart is the chosen one, what the fuck? [Chorus] Restore the Snyderverse, Restore the Snyderverse, Cause we don't want James Gunn's universe, It really is so much worse, Restore the Snyderverse.
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