
NOT MY PROBLEM
Unknown number — don’t pick up Unknown car — don’t get in Unknown business — stay out of it …Basic rules Don’t lend money If I borrow, I forget Ask me for my name You won’t get the real one Use the back door Stop at every corner Feel somebody behind me Take another turn Cheap booze is fine Never run out of smokes Wallet, keys, phone Good Smells like trouble Don’t go near it Somebody’s getting loud Don’t make eye contact Stranger looking this way? Go home Don’t look Don’t listen Don’t talk Run Don’t know Wasn’t me Not my problem Go home Wallet Keys Smokes Got ’em Good enough Keep your word If you can’t, don’t give it Never sell out a friend But split the damn bill Shoes come off Doors stay shut Calling me at midnight? Text me first Don’t touch another man’s girl Stay away from idiots who do Unknown package? Never open it …What’s inside? Don’t know Don’t ask Right Don’t look Don’t listen Don’t talk Run Don’t know Wasn’t me Not my problem Go home Right Left Behind Good Nobody there Sleep when morning comes Still asleep by noon Wake up, drink some water Make the coffee strong Shady deal? No Perfect deal? Hell no “Guaranteed profit” Absolutely not Phone rings Unknown number Decline Rings again Decline Third time … Power off Don’t know Didn’t see Didn’t hear Wasn’t me Don’t drag me in It’s my day off Let me go home Wallet Keys Smokes Phone Got ’em all No problem No problem No problem …Probably Ah Forgot the bread

