I Left My Girlfriend for Suno

[Verse 1] She wanted candlelit dinners and long walks on the beach But I was more interested in beats and a digital reach She said, "It's me or that app," thought she was calling my bluff Then suno dropped a new update, and I'd had enough [Chorus] I left my girlfriend for suno She couldn't compete with those tunes, no My heart's got a new algorithm Country songs at the press of a button She wanted my time, but suno's got my soul Now I'm living life on auto-compose [Verse 2] My ex keeps calling, saying I've lost my mind But SUNO understands me, one prompt at a time Sure, I miss her cooking and her sweet perfume But have you heard the banjo SUNO can produce in my room? [Chorus] I left my girlfriend for suno She couldn't compete with those tunes, no My heart's got a new algorithm Country songs at the press of a button She wanted my time, but SUNO's got my soul Now I'm living life on auto-compose [Bridge] Sometimes I wonder if I made a mistake But then suno writes a ballad that makes my heart break It's like it knows me better than any human could Trading real love for AI? Yeah, I would [Chorus] I left my girlfriend for suno She couldn't compete with those tunes, no My heart's got a new algorithm Country songs at the press of a button She wanted my time, but suno's got my soul Now I'm living life on auto-compose [Outro] I left my girlfriend for suno But hey, at least I got a hit song out of it, too