**[Intro]** **Announcer:** Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the wackiest rap battle of all time! In one corner, we’ve got the infamous Führer, Adolf Hitler! And in the other, everyone’s favorite sea sponge, SpongeBob SquarePants! Let’s go! --- **[Hitler’s Verse]** Yo, it’s Adolf, the man with a plan, Taking over nations while you flip patties, man! You’re just a sponge, living in a pineapple, I’ll send you back to Bikini Bottom with a snap of my chapel! I built an empire, you just flip burgers, I’ll hit you so hard, you’ll be seeing swastikas in your fervor! Your best friend’s a starfish, I got armies in formation, When I’m done with you, you’ll need a new animation! --- **[SpongeBob’s Verse]** Whoa, whoa, Adolf, you think you're tough? But I’m SpongeBob SquarePants, and I’m more than enough! You’re a dictator, I’m a fry cook with flair, While you’re plotting evil, I’m just spreading good cheer! You’ve got a stash, but I’ve got the Krabby Patty secret, I’ll take you to school, you can’t handle my beat, kid! I’ll zap you with bubbles, make you choke on your schemes, This battle’s a nightmare, just like your twisted dreams! --- **[Hitler’s Verse 2]** You think you can take me? You’re just a joke, I’ll steamroll your laughter, make your little heart choke! Your friends are all goofy, they can’t help but laugh, But I’m the one rewriting history on my path! You’re living in a cartoon, I’m a man of the hour, I’ll put you back in your place with my authoritarian power! You’ve got jellyfish, but I’ve got a blitzkrieg, In this rap battle, I’ll leave you feeling fatigued! --- **[SpongeBob’s Verse 2]** Dictators gonna hate, but I’m bringing the fun, With my bubble-blowing skills, I’ll leave you on the run! You’re all about chaos, I’m all about joy, When I’m done with you, you’ll wish you were a toy! I’m a legend in Bikini Bottom, a hero to all, While you’re just a history footnote destined to fall. So take your hate and your anger, it’s time to retreat, Because when it comes to rap battles, SpongeBob can't be beat! --- **[Outro]** **Announcer:** Who won? Who’s next? You decide! In this crazy rap battle, it’s SpongeBob with the ride! Remember folks, laughter’s the best weapon of all, So let’s keep it light and have a ball!