[Spoken – Female Lead (natural, smoky, confident 1930s stage presence)] [Big band hit] Ladies and gentlemen... Gather 'round. I've got a story to tell... About where the data goes. [Trumpet flourish] [Spoken – Female Lead (natural, smoky, confident 1930s stage presence)] You see... We ingest through here... [Band hit] [Chorus – Female Lead] We ingest through here The data goes down and around Whoa-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho And it comes out here We map it all out The data goes down and around Whoa-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho And it comes out here [Verse 1 – Female Lead] First the raw zone's filled The data goes down and around Whoa-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho And it comes out here Then the core zone's down The data goes down and around Whoa-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho And it comes out here [Verse 2 – Female Lead] Now the quality checks The data goes down and around Whoa-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho And it comes out clean Watch the lineage grow The data goes down and around Whoa-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho Every step is seen [Spoken – Male Bandleader (warm, confident 1930s stage patter)] Where'd that number come from? [Band stop] [Spoken – Female Lead (natural, smoky, confident 1930s stage presence)] Good question. [Spoken – Male Bandleader (warm, confident 1930s stage patter)] Don't worry folks. The architects have a diagram. [Pause] [Spoken – Female Lead (natural, smoky, confident 1930s stage presence)] Somewhere. [Pause] [Spoken – Male Bandleader (warm, confident 1930s stage patter)] Sid says it all makes sense. [Brass stab] [Verse 3 – Female Lead] We've got the metadata now The data goes down and around Whoa-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho And it explains what's here Then the dashboards arrive The data goes down and around Whoa-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho And the charts appear [Bridge – Female Lead] Can we trust this report? [Band stop] [Spoken – Male Bandleader (warm, confident 1930s stage patter)] ...depends. [Big brass hit] [Verse 4 – Female Lead] Now the AI joins in The data goes down and around Whoa-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho And it predicts from here But if the data's wrong The data goes down and around Whoa-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho The nonsense reappears [Spoken – Female Lead (natural, smoky, confident 1930s stage presence)] Follow the lineage! [Band shout] [Spoken – Mixed (big stage shout)] FOLLOW THE LINEAGE! [Final Chorus – Female Lead] From source to report The data goes down and around Whoa-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho And it comes out here Now everybody knows The data goes down and around Whoa-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho That's what lineage is [Spoken – Female Lead (natural, smoky, confident 1930s stage presence)] One more time! [Chorus – Female Lead] We ingest through here The data goes down and around Whoa-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho And it comes out here [Big band ending] [Brass flourish]
