A million thanks to mugiwara @ekiya for delivering this super scrummy hard-boiled oden Also, double thanks to DJ @tigermaycry for sharing this prompt with us Oden wouldn't be oden if it wasn't for these two gems ----------- Oden wouldn't be oden if it wasn't boiled. Это тот отважный сëгун и горячий самурай Наплевал на дивный мир, что так долго строил. В сердце лава закипает, в бульон чёрствый хлеб макай. Процветанию не сбыться, разлагайся, умирай. Daimyo of Kuri, Отойдём покурим И фальшивою игрой друг друга дурим Daimyo of Kuri, Что ты брови нахмурил? Лучше умереть героем, а не воином понурым Blade of katana gleaming in the night You will always be remembered as a foolish samurai Давай, одэн доедай. Давай, Одэн, запевай Это самурайский рай, где больше не цветёт бонсай Blade of katana gleaming in the night You will always be remembered as a foolish samurai Давай, одэн доедай. Давай, Одэн, запевай Это самурайский рай, где больше не цветёт бонсай Oden wouldn't Oden wouldn't Oden wouldn't Oden wouldn't Oden wouldn't Oden wouldn't wouldn't Oden wouldn't Oden wouldn't be Oden wouldn't Oden wouldn't Oden wouldn't Oden wouldn't be Oden wouldn't Oden wouldn't Oden wouldn't Oden wouldn't be Oden wouldn't Oden wouldn't Oden wouldn't Oden wouldn't be Этот дивный мир Одэн повидал, стало теплей Сокровище с Роджером оставил на Лаф тэйл. Клянусь, чисто с пацанами на приоре бы гонял, Но из Кайдо не смог сделать огромный хинкал. Батя Орочи сына не учил, как правильно Одэна варить. Ему не подсказали, что нужно кидать лавровый лист. А после легендарного часа лезгинкой вывозить. Потом братков Одэна в синем море утопить. Грустная история из Вано, не вкусная плоть Одэна. Таких даймё как он, спасёт только мышь из Готэма. Братки Кодзуки месть хотят - покраснели подобно розам. Кайдо будет уничтожен, сказали "Девять красных ножен" Blade of katana gleaming in the night You will always be remembered as a foolish samurai Давай, Одэн доедай. Давай, Одэн, запевай Это самурайский рай, где больше не цветёт бонсай Blade of katana gleaming in the night You will always be remembered as a foolish samurai Давай, Одэн доедай. Давай, Одэн, запевай Это самурайский рай, где больше не цветёт бонсай Oden wouldn't Oden wouldn't Oden wouldn't Oden wouldn't Oden wouldn't be Oden wouldn't Oden wouldn't be Oden wouldn't Oden, super jacked and so hard-boiled Oden wouldn't be Oden wouldn't Oden wouldn't be Oden wouldn't Oden wouldn't Oden wouldn't Oden wouldn't Oden wouldn't Oden wouldn't Oden wouldn't Oden wouldn't Oden wouldn't ----------- Oden wouldn't be oden if it wasn't boiled. He is that brave shogun and fervent samurai, Who ditched the wondrous world he built so long. Lava boils in the heart, dip stale bread in the broth. Prosperity shall not come - decay, perish, die. Daimyo of Kuri, Let’s step aside for a smoke, And deceive each other with a false game. Daimyo of Kuri, Why do you frown? Better to die a hero than a sullen warrior. Blade of katana gleaming in the night, You will always be remembered as a foolish samurai. Come on, finish your oden. Come on, Oden, sing along. This is a samurai’s paradise, where bonsai no longer blooms. Blade of katana gleaming in the night, You will always be remembered as a foolish samurai. Come on, finish your oden. Come on, Oden, sing along. This is a samurai’s paradise, where bonsai no longer blooms. Oden wouldn't Oden wouldn't Oden wouldn't Oden wouldn't Oden wouldn't Oden wouldn't wouldn't Oden wouldn't Oden wouldn't be Oden wouldn't Oden wouldn't Oden wouldn't Oden wouldn't be Oden wouldn't Oden wouldn't Oden wouldn't Oden wouldn't be Oden wouldn't Oden wouldn't Oden wouldn't Oden wouldn't be Oden saw this wondrous world, and it grew warmer. He left the treasure with Roger on Laugh Tale. I swear, I'd race in a Priora with my men, But couldn’t turn Kaido into a giant khinkali. Father Orochi didn’t teach his son how to properly cook oden. No one told him to add bay leaves, And after the legendary hour, dance the lezginka to show off, Then drown Oden’s brothers in the blue sea. A sad tale from Wano, the tasteless flesh of Oden. A daimyo like him can only be saved by a mouse from Gotham. The Kozuki brothers seek revenge - blushing like roses. Kaido will be destroyed, Nine Red Scabbards said. Blade of katana gleaming in the night, You will always be remembered as a foolish samurai. Come on, finish your oden. Come on, Oden, sing along. This is a samurai’s paradise, where bonsai no longer blooms. Blade of katana gleaming in the night, You will always be remembered as a foolish samurai. Come on, finish your oden. Come on, Oden, sing along. This is a samurai’s paradise, where bonsai no longer blooms. 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