[IMPORTANT: follow vocal roles exactly: female solo, two female voices, children choir only where marked] [Intro – 1 female - spoken, rising intensity] (female:) Listen up! Listen UP! There are people—right now, today— In the bright modern world— Who look at all this knowledge… and say: “No.” (whisper) no… (beat) brrr-bop-di-bap! [Verse 1 females - mocking, playful] (female:) “God made man from dust one day!” (Deeper:) Then shaped a woman from a rib, they say No fossils needed, no delay— Just instant life in holy clay [2 females] (2 females:) You nod along, you proudly grin Ignore the bones beneath your skin A story told, you lock it in— And call that truth, and call it win [Kids choir] (Kids choir:) And call that truth, and call it win! [bridge nonsense 1 female] (female:) bbbr-brr-bop! bada-bompi-brr-bapp [Verse 2 – faster, chaotic - 1 female] (female:) “We are aliens! A grand design!” Dropped here by minds from stars divine No proof required, just vibes align— A cosmic prank, a secret sign [2 females] (2 females:) “Too complex! It must be planned!” You wave your doubts with steady hand Yet every step across the land Is shaped by time you don’t understand [Kids choir] (Kids Choir:) Time you don’t understand! [Bridge nonsense chaos - 1 female] (Female:) brrr-bla-bop! di-di-bap! GRRA-ka-tchh—PAPADAM! [Chorus – huge, tribal - 2 females] (2 females:) THE DARWIN THEORY IS NOT A THEORY We rose through change, no sudden act! THE EVOLUTION IS NOT A THEORY - IT’S A WELL PROVED FACT! (Children choir:) It’s a BLOODY FACT! [Verse 3 – sharper satire - 1 female] (Female:) “Why are there still apes?” you cry As if the past must live or die You read one line, now testify— A crowned expert of “don’t ask why” [2 females] (2 females:) “It’s just a guess!” you loudly preach While science lifts you, reach by reach You use its gifts in every speech— Then doubt the roots within your reach [Kids choir] (Kids choir:) Doubt the roots within your reach! [Wild kulning - 2 females] (2 females:) HA-HAAA—ooo-LOOO—HA! brrr-brrr-bap! [Break – eerie, mystical - 1 female] (Female:) We are bone of stars… We are dust that learned to think… (whisper) you laugh… but miss the link… [Final Chorus – faster, explosive - 2 females] (2 females:) THE DARWIN THEORY IS NOT A THEORY We rose through change, no sudden act! THE EVOLUTION IS NOT A THEORY - IT’S A WELL PROVED FACT! (Children choir:) It’s a BLOODY FACT! [Outro – ritual chaos fade - 2 females] (2 females:) bbbr-brr-bop-di-bap… HA! (childrens choir:) “Evolution… dances… anyway…”
